Did you hear the one about the young man that came into the bar and ordered 7 shots of Jaegermeister. The bar keep asked him what he was celebrating. He replied that he just had his first blowjob. The bar keep then offered him another shot on the house, to which the young man replied 'No thanks. If seven shots of Jaegermeister won't get the taste out of my mouth, I don't think another will help.'