Let's see if this has legs. Here goes:

If T2 on your digital watch is set to Jo'burg.

If all your computer and BlackBerry wallpapers are Africa-related.

If on your internet homepage you have the weather for your favorite African spot

You get excited when you see a shirt you gave to a tracker being worn, almost completely torn to shreds, in a picture from a year later in another hunter's Hunt Report and you think "at least my shirt is still traipsing around the bush."

You know the Shona and Swahili terms for at least a dozen African game animals. And, you hasve been known to shout "Piga!"

Your flippin' burgers at Micky D's in order to have the $$ for just one more critter.

or

You told your daughter to study harder to get a scholarship so you could use the college money to go back to Africa.

You move your whitetail mount to make room for your mountain reedbuck (that is not even scheduled at the taxidermist yet!)

If a Rosetta Stone box with Kiswahili on the box is sitting on your desk waiting for delivery of your new laptop so it can be downloaded. Sad but true.

If you have your PH on speed dial.