Or it seemed like it - compliments of TSA

See here:
http://www.google.com/search?c...creening%20procedure

I flew out of the Rapid City SD airport yesterday and as I went through the security line was notified that I had been "randomly selected" to endure the new "rub down" procedure. Bullshit - if I'd been a muslim in full regalia (burqua)they'd have never chosen me. As a white male I'm a politically correct choice - no risk NAACP or other org lodging a racial bias complaint when you randomly select only the Elmer Fudds in the crowd. Is that not racial profiling?

For those of you that travel by air here's what you are in for - the TSA agent will bore you to tears advising that he is about to run the backs of his hands across every inch of your body below the neckline. He will explain each of the areas of your body that the backs of his hands will come in contact with. He will ask if you want this to take place in a private booth. He will ask if any areas of your body are "externally sensitive".
He will then proceed. If your belt is still on he will ask you to remove it and then run his fingers under your pant line. Everything but your genitals are gone over. His hands run up the interior of your thighs and stop only at the point where your groin stops the upward motion. Your buttocks will be rubbed down throroghly - as a man it doesn't matter that it's the back of another man's hand - it's still a repulsive invasion.

I swear I'll shit myself right in the middle of the security line if I ever see a woman in a fucking burqua selected for this "random" rub down.

Mother fucking TSA maggots. Top to bottom they should all be working at landfills. Yes they do impose barriers to our peace loving mideast bretheren from blowin us up in mid-air, but political correctness is much more at play than actual enforcement.

Next time dont bath for a week and eat all the pinto and refried beans and deer meat and pickled eggs and beer you can get your hands on and save it until you meet him again and tell him to rub this and then skunk 'em with all you got ...i bet that SOB will leave you alone forever.... yehaaaa

Dude.........
Bran muffin dough and grilled onions 2hrs before the TSA man-luvin and they could charge me with murder

Keep posting this and you'll get a date.

Passenger aviation has already been on the ropes for quite a while, and it sure seems to me that the TSA isn't going to quit until they become the final nail in the coffin that was once one of the greatest industries in the world.

Something that I've always wondered about and have never seen discussed is what sort of lobbying money is spent by the scanner company, and who do they spend it on?

Sorta like how the prison industry and the behind the scenes crafting of the Arizona Immigration bill:
http://www.npr.org/templates/s...hp?storyId=130833741

As soon as the rail system in this country figures out how to be an effective mode of passenger transportation, look for a huge sucking sound at the major airport near you and the TSA will be a major cause.

Agree with Blackbearhunter

A couple of months after 9-11 a buddy invited me to go deer hunting last minute. I had a business trip in raleigh so I figured I would change my flights and just get a ticket last minute to Mississippi. Needless to say at check in and every gate my bags and I where searched.

On the five day hunting trip I wore one pair of clothes. Needless to say they where ripe. On my way back home of course I was selected for everysearch but I had those "ripe" clothes on top of my bag and they did not bother going through my bag once they opened it and got a whif.

It's going to get worse. TSA just approved them using the front of the hands on all area's, including groin and breasts.

If you're in a wheelchair, you go through this EVERY time. I let 'em know about profiling EVERY time, too... Don't seem to speed up the process!

tin can,

tell me you aren't fishing for a date...

Rich
DRSS

Rough sex was it?

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Originally posted by Antelope Sniper:
It's going to get worse. TSA just approved them using the front of the hands on all area's, including groin and breasts.

Excellent!!!

quote:

Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
tin can,

tell me you aren't fishing for a date...

Rich
DRSS

interested?

no, but a friend in Rapid City knows this guy...

I wonder what the TSA gropper would do if you started kind of rubbing back and licking your lips at him just a little.

Rich

Well. the easy solution is, tell the tsa guy that you will be happy to do the search, however, the cute, young female will have to do it. Problem solved!

quote:

Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
no, but a friend in Rapid City knows this guy...

I wonder what the TSA gropper would do if you started kind of rubbing back and licking your lips at him just a little.

Rich

What ya do is, when he's concentrating, lay a hand about 2/3 up the distance of his thigh and ask him, "Do you like Johnny Mathis?"

Then watch as the other guys go get a ladder so they can pull the SOB outta the light fixtures on the ceiling.

quote:

Originally posted by Nomo4me:
Or it seemed like it - compliments of TSA

I went on three flights last week, seems like I get "...screened at random..." kind of often. Slot machine behaviour is pretty random, I thought I understood random. As I age, I get more tolerant of minor indignities; I even resisted the urge to let out a little whoop or honk on a cow elk call, when the TSA did his work.

The phrase "Your safety is our priority", has kind of an educated ring to it, until you think about the wording.

Think twice about flying through Milwaukee, they have a TSA line at each terminal; if you fly into one and out of the other, you get another goosing in mid-trip.

quote:

Originally posted by buckeyeshooter:
Well. the easy solution is, tell the tsa guy that you will be happy to do the search, however, the cute, young female will have to do it. Problem solved!

Is there a pill that causes rapid-onset flatulence?

For dealing with the bastards I mean, not recreationaly....

Aw, gee guys, look at it from the TSA fella's standpoint. I'll bet he wakes up at night in sheer terror thinking about that 350-pound hag with the missing teeth that he had to frisk whose cellulite showed through her badly pilled purple stretch pants.

quote:

For dealing with the bastards I mean, not recreationaly....

That gave me a much needed belly laugh. Recreational flatulence...

Don't they undestand that NO means NO! I hope I get the best looking, female TSA worker to feel me up - I'd go back for seconds and thirds. However, I don't recall ever seeing one that would meet my exceedingly high and superficial standards.

I'm flying out in the early am.. I wonder what they'll say or think if I manage to make some "orgasmic" sounds during the search?

This will be here by the time I fly next time.. Let them xray me!

http://cargocollective.com/4thamendment

I was just in San Francisco, Reno and dallas, airports. I will avoid U.S. airports like the plague in future. the "security" is a joke. there never has to be another event and I hope there is not. but the t's have won. Got things down to a crawl.
Watson lake

The security in Poland's airport rocks: You can walk the entire airport. At each gate there is an x-ray machine manned by about 4 crew-cut, very serious looking soldiers with glocks at their hips. They are neither rude or friendly, they just project professionalism as they do their jobs. You wouldn't dream of joking with them, but they aren't intimidating either.
I never saw a line at one of these xray stations longer than a few people.

We should do it the same way here in the USA.