Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah. He died not knowing that he

Would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest.



FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.



2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.



3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

Here's one of the real ones .

"I told you I was sick "

Mel Blanc's (voice of Bugs Bunny)tombstone says "That's all Folks".

Gambler Lester Moore, actually on Boot Hill at Tombstone.

"Here lies Lester Moore, caught four slugs from a forty-four. No Les no more."

My favorite: "I told you I was sick!"

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Originally posted by BNagel:
My favorite: "I told you I was sick!"

The great Spike Milligan.

Ben Franklin:

The body of
B. Franklin, Printer
(Like the Cover of an Old Book
Its Contents torn Out
And Stript of its Lettering and Gilding)
Lies Here, Food for Worms.
But the Work shall not be Lost;
For it will (as he Believ'd) Appear once More In a New and More Elegant Edition
Revised and Corrected
By the Author.