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Jennifer Aniston -vs- Angelina Jolie

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06 July 2010, 04:19
Collins
Jennifer Aniston -vs- Angelina Jolie
Mary Anne v. Ginger

Date: One and done... Angelina (Ginger)
Take home to mama and live happily ever after: Jennifer (Mary Anne)


Collins
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06 July 2010, 04:30
Antelope Sniper
Yea, but Collin, would all your parts still be intack after a night with Angelina to live happily ever after with Jennifer?
06 July 2010, 04:39
Collins
quote:
Originally posted by Antelope Sniper:
Yea, but Collin, would all your parts still be intack after a night with Angelina to live happily ever after with Jennifer?


Pants? I don need no steeking PANTS!

(I wouldn't know where to begin looking for them!)
dancing


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06 July 2010, 06:45
Antelope Sniper
Wasn't worried about your Pants. An evening with Angie would certainly be pants optional....

I was concerned about your PARTS. You might be dragging them across some pretty rough terrain.
07 July 2010, 08:23
ACRecurve
quote:
Originally posted by Ghubert:
If I might make some small remark, one is not obligated to contemplate marriage, every time one contemplates sex. salute

The question was, or should have been, which one of these two assuredly dappy birds would you like to play hide the sausage with the most.

From some of the replies it would appear that the question originally posed was which one of the these two assuredly dappy birds would you rather spend a lifetime locked in eternal struggle with......

I'm one of those old fashioned dinosaurs who believes sex is reserved for marriage, Ghubert! Big Grin


Good hunting,

Andy

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07 July 2010, 17:17
D99
I don't like the girl next store look, I want exotic hot mamma!
07 July 2010, 17:30
Ghubert
quote:
Originally posted by ACRecurve:
quote:
Originally posted by Ghubert:
If I might make some small remark, one is not obligated to contemplate marriage, every time one contemplates sex. salute

The question was, or should have been, which one of these two assuredly dappy birds would you like to play hide the sausage with the most.

From some of the replies it would appear that the question originally posed was which one of the these two assuredly dappy birds would you rather spend a lifetime locked in eternal struggle with......

I'm one of those old fashioned dinosaurs who believes sex is reserved for marriage, Ghubert! Big Grin


Ok but even in your fantasies?! shocker

Come on man, be good to yourself.......

Her:

Or her:

Besides, I am reliable informed by most of the Grumpy Old Men I know that Wink just about has had the last word on the subject. hilbily

(NB. I may a little biased in addition to being a godless heretic, you are actively encouraged to your own google image research! Big Grin )
08 July 2010, 00:02
ACRecurve
What can I say, Ghubert? I don't allow myself to fantasize about any woman but my wife. (Told ya I was an old fashioned dinosaur! Wink )


Good hunting,

Andy

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Thomas Jefferson: “To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.”

08 July 2010, 00:31
Larry Sellers
D99 - Just curious as to "what the girl next STORE look is"? Haven't heard of that one before???

Larry Sellers
SCI Life Member


quote:
Originally posted by D99:
I don't like the girl next store look, I want exotic hot mamma!

08 July 2010, 02:33
ACRecurve
He doesn't like mail-order brides!


Good hunting,

Andy

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Thomas Jefferson: “To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.”

09 July 2010, 15:45
Ghubert
quote:
Originally posted by ACRecurve:
What can I say, Ghubert? I don't allow myself to fantasize about any woman but my wife. (Told ya I was an old fashioned dinosaur! Wink )


Fair enough Sir!

Suppose it's easier to stay out of trouble that way..... diggin
09 July 2010, 21:02
ACRecurve
I can get into enough trouble without going down THAT road! Big Grin


Good hunting,

Andy

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Thomas Jefferson: “To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.”