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Jennifer Aniston -vs- Angelina Jolie
06 July 2010, 04:19
CollinsJennifer Aniston -vs- Angelina Jolie
Mary Anne v. Ginger
Date: One and done... Angelina (Ginger)
Take home to mama and live happily ever after: Jennifer (Mary Anne)
06 July 2010, 04:30
Antelope SniperYea, but Collin, would all your parts still be intack after a night with Angelina to live happily ever after with Jennifer?
06 July 2010, 04:39
Collinsquote:
Originally posted by Antelope Sniper:
Yea, but Collin, would all your parts still be intack after a night with Angelina to live happily ever after with Jennifer?
Pants? I don need no steeking PANTS!
(I wouldn't know where to begin looking for them!)

06 July 2010, 06:45
Antelope SniperWasn't worried about your Pants. An evening with Angie would certainly be pants optional....
I was concerned about your PARTS. You might be dragging them across some pretty rough terrain.
07 July 2010, 08:23
ACRecurvequote:
Originally posted by Ghubert:
If I might make some small remark, one is not obligated to contemplate marriage, every time one contemplates sex.
The question was, or should have been, which one of these two assuredly dappy birds would you like to play hide the sausage with the most.
From some of the replies it would appear that the question originally posed was which one of the these two assuredly dappy birds would you rather spend a lifetime locked in eternal struggle with......
I'm one of those old fashioned dinosaurs who believes sex is reserved for marriage, Ghubert!

Good hunting,
Andy
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Thomas Jefferson: “To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.”
I don't like the girl next store look, I want exotic hot mamma!
07 July 2010, 17:30
Ghubertquote:
Originally posted by ACRecurve:
quote:
Originally posted by Ghubert:
If I might make some small remark, one is not obligated to contemplate marriage, every time one contemplates sex.
The question was, or should have been, which one of these two assuredly dappy birds would you like to play hide the sausage with the most.
From some of the replies it would appear that the question originally posed was which one of the these two assuredly dappy birds would you rather spend a lifetime locked in eternal struggle with......
I'm one of those old fashioned dinosaurs who believes sex is reserved for marriage, Ghubert!
Ok but even in your fantasies?!
Come on man, be good to yourself.......
Her:
Or her:
Besides, I am reliable informed by most of the Grumpy Old Men I know that Wink just about has had the last word on the subject.
(NB. I may a little biased in addition to being a godless heretic, you are actively encouraged to your own google image research!

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08 July 2010, 00:02
ACRecurveWhat can I say, Ghubert? I don't allow myself to fantasize about any woman but my wife. (Told ya I was an old fashioned dinosaur!

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Good hunting,
Andy
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Thomas Jefferson: “To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.”
08 July 2010, 00:31
Larry SellersD99 - Just curious as to "what the girl next STORE look is"? Haven't heard of that one before???
Larry Sellers
SCI Life Member
quote:
Originally posted by D99:
I don't like the girl next store look, I want exotic hot mamma!
08 July 2010, 02:33
ACRecurveHe doesn't like mail-order brides!
Good hunting,
Andy
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Thomas Jefferson: “To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.”
09 July 2010, 15:45
Ghubertquote:
Originally posted by ACRecurve:
What can I say, Ghubert? I don't allow myself to fantasize about any woman but my wife. (Told ya I was an old fashioned dinosaur!

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Fair enough Sir!
Suppose it's easier to stay out of trouble that way.....

09 July 2010, 21:02
ACRecurveI can get into enough trouble without going down THAT road!

Good hunting,
Andy
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Thomas Jefferson: “To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.”