Thank God for photoshop, the internet, and people with waaaay too much spare time.

Sounds too bad to be true. (The hyena's will pass on somebody like him.)

Well he definately has stayed in contact with the earth. Close contact.

O,K. in touch w/nature. I've got a true story. My neighbor. (a bull dyke,not that matters except had she been a normal woman she would have listened to what a man had to say,maybe.)Anyway she bought 50 acres of bottomland behind me.Beautiful,large oaks + all.She was a computer whiz who could make money but did not have the sense that God promised a rag doll. In clearing the underbrush she discovered beau-coup poison ivy (duh!) Well she decided that she wanted to live in harmony so she would sit down in the poison ivy patches + talk sweetly to them how they all could live in harmony;I'll leave you alone if you leave me alone.,etc. ad nauseum.Next time I saw her was in the food market,swollen like a big balloon. I asked her (straight faced)[+that was hard]how it went. She said that they must not have been listening hard enough.Totally amazes me why some are still alive.