Hey Rich, you hear about the hen that was at the pig pen and got stuck in a mud hole? Couldn't get out. Rooster tried to help her and he couldn't get her out. So rooster went to get the farmer, but he had gone to town in his pickup. His Harley was in front yard so the rooster got it and went and pulled the hen out. A few days later the hen got stuck in the same mud hole. The horse came by and she told him to go get the Harley. The horse didn't think it was needed. He straddled the mud hole and let his male member hang down and told the hen to grab a hold. He pulled her out. The moral of the story is you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks if you are hung like a horse.
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