Best Movie One Liners...

05 March 2009, 00:02

JudgeG

Jeremiah Johnson: Y'ever get lonesome?

Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Fer what?

Jeremiah Johnson: Woman?

Bear Claw Chris Lapp: Full time night woman? I never could find no tracks on a woman's heart. I packed me a squaw for ten year, Pilgrim. Cheyenne, she were, and the meanest bitch that ever balled for beads. I lodge-poled her at Deadwood Creek, and traded her for a Hawken gun. But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it.

05 March 2009, 04:49

fla3006

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
Strother Martin, Cool Hand Luke

05 March 2009, 07:56

blackbearhunter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeDq_tCCj3o

05 March 2009, 08:03

blackbearhunter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn3lt_gcn0I

05 March 2009, 08:12

blackbearhunter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sRHd5pngWE

05 March 2009, 08:40

blackbearhunter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufZbX7IFxJg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPr9g3EVz-o

07 March 2009, 03:13

Chris_Kenney

Sam Elliot-We Were Soldiers
Sir, Custer was a pussy. You Ain't.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfkmCNwHNbM

07 March 2009, 03:15

Chris_Kenney

Here's another one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...avEY&feature=related

07 March 2009, 03:20

Chris_Kenney

Tombstone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...sFi4&feature=related

07 March 2009, 19:21

blackbearhunter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGpajGj07BU

08 March 2009, 11:26

Avatar

Dr Strangelove
Major Kong Rides the Bomb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...6hm0&feature=related

23 March 2009, 22:20

daniel77

Woodrow F Call "I hate rude behavior in a man, won't tolerate it."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEwADbas7L0

Not from a movie, but two of my friends were discussing the weekend spent at 'Uncle Earl's Hog Dog Trials' and one asked the other, "Hey, do you remember the guy in the overalls?"

24 March 2009, 05:02

blackbearhunter

This ones hard to beat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHa_jqxnn4o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TuLBa-rgBk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw0RPSjynK0

24 March 2009, 05:28

blackbearhunter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x77ay9la8BM

#1 The Best

24 March 2009, 05:50

blackbearhunter

3 more good ones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LEY9E_W5sw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NTozy51AY0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyjr1GYmy3E

27 March 2009, 03:36

Sue

Here are only two of countless good lines from my all-time favorite movie/Clancy book, The Hunt For Red October.

Rear Admiral Joshua Painter: "This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it."

Captain Marko Ramius: "Flood tubes three and four, and plot a solution."

27 March 2009, 05:32

N E 450 No2

Sue

Also from your favorite movie, and I parahrase.
From the Rear Admiral.

'Whats the plan son... the Russians don't take a dump, without a plan.'

I like that movie to.

I also like.

"I would have liked to have seen Montana."

27 March 2009, 07:00

richj

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0rY3dn5kos

27 March 2009, 07:29

jo-timer

In the movie (Shooter), which is my new all
time favorite with Mark Walberg ( the ex marine
sniper) .When Nick Memphis begs Mark
(Bob Lee Swaggart) to turn himself if after using Nick for bait....Bob Lee says

"You don't understand they killed my dog"

Anybody seen that one?...Wow what a great
movie!

Sorry fellas, I can't see the ones from U-tube
I got very slow dial up, and it takes 20 to 30
mins to load 1 video....

09 April 2009, 19:59

foxhound

No good deed goes unpunished.....?????

12 April 2009, 04:21

JTEX

quote:
"You don't understand they killed my dog"

Pretty fair movie but the book was MUCH better.

12 April 2009, 04:26

JTEX

Blazing Saddles!

When Ol' Slim Pickens and the gang are heading to rock ridge to pull a Number 7 on the towns folk and they come up to the William J. LePtomaine toll gate in the middle of the desert and Slim, instead of riding around. Says" Somebody's gonna hafta go back and get a Shitload o' dimes".

12 April 2009, 22:11

homebrewer

Just about anything from Casablanca. Bogey's classic soliloquy about the problems of two little people not amounting to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Claude Reins telling Rick he's shocked-- shocked, I say-- to discover gambling going on at Ricks, only to have Peter Lorre walk up with the Prefect of Police's winnings right then. And the best is at the end, when Rick tells Ilsa she must get on that plane. Major Strasser gets a slug. Round up the usual suspects. That whole scene is the bestest of the bestest in all of filmdom...

17 April 2009, 17:36

gwindrider1

"We don't need no stinkin' badges".

19 April 2009, 10:15

Fat_Albert

From Blazeing Saddles We heard you were hung "I AM"

09 May 2009, 13:24

13.45

"If you're nervous, count your toes. I'll do the mastermindin' around here."
- John Wayne, Sands of Iwo Jima

10 May 2009, 01:02

ray in seattle

Tom Selleck in "Quigley Down Under"

""What I said was, never had much use for one. Never said I did'nt know how to use one.""

12 May 2009, 05:28

300H&H

Whoever said "chiiiill winston." Is spot on.

This scene, also from "Lock Stock..." has some great one liners.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPg_fj_SK_E

Bond flicks are famous for them:

I like Connery: "That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing."

"Oh" is my favorite, shortest one liner: Click below to see it in context... I think you'll enjoy it: Like Chiiiil Winston, it's pot induced.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gGZAIFteAg

12 May 2009, 08:39

Geedubya

Jo-timer

If you liked the movie shooter you should check out some of Steven Hunter's books. The movie shooter was taken from the book Point of Impact, the first in a loose trilogy. Read it first. Then read "Black Light", and third read "A time to Hunt". The movie can't even begin to capture the essence of the books and the theme " It's not about you". Which you will not understand until you've read a Time to Hunt. Point of impact takes place in Vietnam not ethiopia.
Nick Memphis in the book is nothing like the character in the movie. He was an FBI sniper that was placed in an impossible situation by Howard "Howdy" Doody, and ended up shooting and paralyzing the woman he loved and then married. Dirty White Boys is good too and it wouldn't hurt to read it before you read " A time to Hunt".
Hunters later books aren't as good, but A Pale Horse Coming is pretty good if you know anything about gunmen/gunwriters of yesteryear.
Hot Springs and Havana aren't too bad either. The 47th Samurai and Night of Thunder are a bridge to far.
GWB

12 May 2009, 08:41

Geedubya

Outlaw Josey Wales,
Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms"
Robert Duval, after attacking in helo's playing Richard Wagner and blasting the hell out of the Viet Cong, in Apocolypse Now, " I love the smell of Napalm in the Morning
GWB

12 May 2009, 22:51

DuggaBoye

"got no problem with killin' Boss, never did" --Charles Travis Postlewaite

13 May 2009, 00:54

Jefffive

quote:
Charlie don't surf!!

13 May 2009, 00:58

Jefffive

quote:
Originally posted by Geedubya:
Jo-timer

If you liked the movie shooter you should check out some of Steven Hunter's books. The movie shooter was taken from the book Point of Impact, the first in a loose trilogy. Read it first. Then read "Black Light", and third read "A time to Hunt". The movie can't even begin to capture the essence of the books and the theme " It's not about you". Which you will not understand until you've read a Time to Hunt. Point of impact takes place in Vietnam not ethiopia.
Nick Memphis in the book is nothing like the character in the movie. He was an FBI sniper that was placed in an impossible situation by Howard "Howdy" Doody, and ended up shooting and paralyzing the woman he loved and then married. Dirty White Boys is good too and it wouldn't hurt to read it before you read " A time to Hunt".
Hunters later books aren't as good, but A Pale Horse Coming is pretty good if you know anything about gunmen/gunwriters of yesteryear.
Hot Springs and Havana aren't too bad either. The 47th Samurai and Days of Thunder are a bridge to far.
GWB

Wasn't "The Master Sniper" his first?? I made several dollars on a First Edition of that one once.

14 May 2009, 10:40

Geedubya

I believe the chronological order for books written by Stephen Hunter is

Master Sniper
Second Saladin
Target
Spanish Gambit
Day Before Midnight
Point of Impact
Dirty White Boys
Black Light
Time to Hunt
Hot Springs
Pale Horse Coming
Havana
American Gunfight
The 47th Samurai
Night of Thunder

GWB

14 May 2009, 17:14

tankhunter

The one liner from ''They live ''really made me laugh ! excellent ! gets my vote .One i did like was from Josey wales ,maybe a sign of future things to come. After the Rebels hand in there guns and are then shot by a gatling gun in covered wagon .''You promised these men would be decently treated !!!!! Union Soldier ''They were decently treated !!! decently treated ,decently fed and decently Shot !!!!

15 May 2009, 02:42

analog_peninsula

Two from the movie "Heavy Metal".

From Den.

The Queen:
"The rising moon climaxes our love, Den.
It is a sign."

Den:
"I had no idea
what she was talking about."

And also from "Den".

"She had beautiful eyes."

15 May 2009, 04:35

reloaderman

My all time greatest is Clint Eastwood:
Do you feel lucky,punk

16 May 2009, 02:51

Dangerous Dave

My favotite line of all times is from Woody Allen and Annie Hall. "theres nothing wrong with masturbation its sex with someone I trully love. Also from the same movie."she was so beautiful I actually took my eye off the meter for a second"