MORTIE smoking SEE Gars and drinkin White Lytnin'

I still wait patiently every day to hear the KaBoom and see the mushroom cloud over Michigan.


Like Mortie's uncle Smert, he drank himself to death. Fell into a vat of White Lytnin, and drank himself to death. Didn't want anyone to help him out of it.

However Smert did not want to be buried, but cremated.
Unfortunately Smert burned for 3 months before the cremation fire subsided.

Ahhhh Life at Mortie's place!