Here is the season in Michigan:
Squirrel
Statewide: September 15, 2003-March 1, 2004 Thought I'd let you-all know

Oh my! Call out the National Guard!

Oh shit, you know what, my neighbor's dog is poaching squirrels too!

Who cares? Hey, you do realize that Mortie is just screwing with all the wannabe real men on this site, don't you?

Actually I find discourse with Mortie to be more intelligent than with 95% of the buffoons that post on this site.

Scott

he is hunting giant "squill" not squirrels the pics hes put up are of squill the size of a alaskan brown bear taken with his trusty dgr handy rifle.



ps how else do you think his wife came to be 285 pounds?shure as heck wasnt salade

I thought a big part the 285 lbs on his better half was
jugs, from nursing that critter he calls Mortie Jr.....

i thinks shes more like a bear she eats sqill to get a good layer of fat and then its time hibernate for the winter

nelsonted,

Please don't refer to this individual, even to ridicule him.
The less interaction he gets, the better.

Thanks,
George

You're right, I shouldn't acknowledge his existance, but I couldn't resist.

"SQUILL" is not a land animal. It is a form of slime that occurs in the Sargasso Sea off the coast of Florida (in the Bermuda Triangle, no less)!