I know it's a free country, but geeze. Mortie, go AWAY!!!!!!!

Or add something usefull.

Gabe

But we love Mortie

Fine, let him eat YOUR family.

Sincerely,
The Secret Squirrel

Ah Squirrel he didn't mean it and i'll rehabilitate him for a small fee!

Sorry, the termination order has already been signed by the Squirrel High Council... Besides, If we let everybody just go and get rehabilitated, I'd be out of job! It's the strong desire of every species to promote job security. I'm just debating how to do it. I've already started the torment. Why, just this morning I snuck in through an open window and crapped in his breakfast. I'm thinking about knawing through his brake lines next. Any other suggestions?

Sincerely,
The Secret Squirrel

Yes, he probably didn't notice. That kind of takes the fun out of it. Perhaps a steaming load in his beer might do the trick.

Sincerly,
The Secret Squirrel

*** Why, just this morning I snuck in through an open window and crapped in his breakfast.

What! You crapped on your cousin!

" Perhaps a steaming load in his beer might do the trick"

Might I suggest you just soak your nuts in his beer instead? And don't forget to put a head on it before you leave.

Let's drop this, fellas, and get back to the topic of big bore firearms.

George