ASS-CLOWN- Now come on, you know this is far from MY first experience with a BIG BORE hunting game. As for calling you a lying SACK of SHIT, well, I sincerely doubt I'm the first to do that!!! Concentrate, Remember, Focus! Are you trying to suppress those memories? Now your turn to post all those pictures of all the game you've shot with your .405 win/500 AHR /505 Gibbs etc.
Let's see em! Come on, it would be fun to see your personal hunting efforts. If you did that you might move up a notch in our respect!
In any event ,you certainly added to the comic relief part of the hunt! I believe I laughed so hard a the recounting of some of your antics, I peed my Cammo! After three days it was probably an environmental improvement!
You are definately the one and only ASS-CLOWN!

Robgunbuilder,

I am EXTREMELY happy to see that you FINALLY used a BIG BORE to hunt with! Now perhaps you will STOP calling me a lying sack of shit for stating just HOW much more effective the big bore is than a medium bore, say 416 Rigby. I have long hoped that you would get one of those cannons of your out into the field and discover just how AWESOME they are at killing game animals (instead of aged oak logs).

I am also happy to see that you ALL had a great time, and that even though I wasn't present, I was able to provide you ALL with some much needed stress relief!

I must confess; however, to not sharing this behaviour myself. I SELDOM think of any of your guys when I am not lurking around AR. Sorry about that.

ASS_CLOWN