http://www.asylum.com/2008/07/24/paranoia-alert-bears-h...206511847x1200321697 Pack of 30 Huge Brown Bears!We need to go save these folks and help US relations at the same time!

In my best 1950's anouncer's basso voice:

"THIS IS A JOB FOR ...
OVERKILL!"

It's not paranoia when they really ARE trying to eat you...

Why doesn't Bush take some of the 48 Billion he's giving to Africa, and, air lift in some salmon for these bears? At least we know they won't take the money, spend it on hookers, drugs, and military weapons...

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Originally posted by GS:
It's not paranoia when they really ARE trying to eat you...

Why doesn't Bush take some of the 48 Billion he's giving to Africa, and, air lift in some salmon for these bears? At least we know they won't take the money, spend it on hookers, drugs, and military weapons...

Excllent marketing opportunity for a grocery chain and an airline!! Berlin Airlift = Kamchatka Salmon Lift.

"Save the Bears"

"Bear Aid 2008"

"Lala-Bear-Looza"

So you are proposing some kind of relief bearlift?

I don't know about that.

Ha! Luv all the post! What a way to become a Hero...go slay 30 Marauding Brown Bears to save the Global Warming Scientist!

Lift the bears here and release them in the Southern Sierra Nevada Range!!! That'll keep the habitat destroying tourists at bay.

Seems this idea gets better now that there is an illegal drug manufacturing center in the area.

Maybe Obama could just head on over there and bore the bears to death with one of his award winning speeches

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Originally posted by DGR Shooter:
Maybe Obama could just head on over there and bore the bears to death with one of his award winning speeches

They dang sure wouldn't eat the black lung bastard.

Gentlemen,

This does not appear to be random acts of violence. In fact, I have it on very good authority that this is bear gang related activity.

Reports are that the bears in question were all wearing gang colors, and survivors reported witnessing the bruins flashing what could only be interpreted as gang signs (yes, it is possible even with no opposable thumbs).

After the fall of the Soviet Union, all areas became ripe for criminal activity. The rise of the Russian mafia is a case in point. Activity that was not possible in a closely controlled police state flourished and spread from humans to bears.

At least one of the killings was the direct result of "trail rage", which reportedly was triggered when the victim flashed his high beams at a group of bears.

A theory gaining acceptance is that a human kill has become a prerequisite for initiation into the bear gang.

Hunters going to Kamchatka are being warned to be mindful of the colors they wear in the field (apparently, two prominent groups are emerging distinguishing their affiliation to one group or another by a particular color).

More news as it develops.

Perfect!!

Who needs opposable thumbs when you have 4 inch toenails??

Macifej,
I have an even better idea, release the bears in NY's Central Park, LA's crime area, and the House of Representatives in Wash DC!

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Originally posted by prof242:
Macifej,
I have an even better idea, release the bears in NY's Central Park, LA's crime area, and the House of Representatives in Wash DC!

Forget NYC and LA - just do the last thing suggested - the improvements in the other areas will follow.

Too,too Funny! Great script Manion!

I would love to see this on the evening news!

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Originally posted by SAFARIKID:
Pack of 30 Huge Brown Bears!
We need to go save these folks and help US relations at the same time!

Bet thoses smart scientist started feeding the bears!!!

I've got it. WE nationalize the bears, and have them
run for congress from Alaska. They'd be a paw in to win.

After being elected, we fly them in, put them in congress, lock the doors, and let them discuss the merits of handguns with our wonderful congress people...

Also, it would be a great way to get rid of a bunch of democrats.

Lock the bears in with both houses until they VOTE TO DRILL EVERY LAST DROP of U.S. oil!

Bears on the Rampage. Well I'm ready for them. I'll kill them all one at a time.

A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.
Bill

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Originally posted by GS:


Also, it would be a great way to get rid of a bunch of democrats.

Doubt it.

Even a starving bear has a limit to the rot and stench it would ingest.

It's all our fault that the bears turned from cuddly creatures into man eaters, just ask
Al Gore, he will set you straight!!!!!!!

btt

I recommend we relocate these cuddly creatures to the Rocky Mountain states so we can hunt them here! Besides camping's no fun unless there's a bit of an edge to it...



Chuck

i think we should relocate them someweare warmer .... say our southern border to control pests there

You can use smaller bullets with the two legged pests.