Only two things are certain in life.

Death

And

Texas.

No, brother, Texas isn't promised to all

quote:

Originally posted by shankspony:
Only two things are certain in life.

Death

And

Texas.

I'd pay more taxes to stay out of Texas.

And we are very happy that you do!!!!

quote:

Originally posted by JTEX:
And we are very happy that you do!!!!

I did some research before going to the US to do my flight training.

Settled on Texas.

Never regret it for a minute.

Every in I met made me feel right At home.

Part of the family.

Made lots friends, many we are still in touch!

Lots of people in America are a bit ignorant of the outside world.

Trying to tell them where I came from became a bit of a hassle.

Then I sorted out the Texas way.

When some asks where I was from, I say “Dubai, Texas”

Problem solved!

Know why Texans have Brien eyes?

Because their heads are full of Texas Bullshit!

quote:

Originally posted by RolandtheHeadless:

quote:

Originally posted by shankspony:
Only two things are certain in life.

Death

And

Texas.

I'd pay more taxes to stay out of Texas.

You actually do, already

There are two big things that keep me from moving to Texas…

The heat.

And Jerry Jones and the cowpies.