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A Fly in my Coffee! What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup? The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a Device that prevents flies from falling into coffee. The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union for a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, and the Chinese, are trying to explain to the Israeli why he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian. | ||
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And becomes a tenured professor at Harvard. JudgeG ... just counting time 'til I am again finding balm in Gilead chilled out somewhere in the Selous. | |||
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Or Columbia! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ J. Lane Easter, DVM A born Texan has instilled in his system a mind-set of no retreat or no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the dominating spirit that motivates Texans.– Billy Clayton, Speaker of the Texas House No state commands such fierce pride and loyalty. Lesser mortals are pitied for their misfortune in not being born in Texas.— Queen Elizabeth II on her visit to Texas in May, 1991. | |||
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 Israel~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ J. Lane Easter, DVM A born Texan has instilled in his system a mind-set of no retreat or no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the dominating spirit that motivates Texans.– Billy Clayton, Speaker of the Texas House No state commands such fierce pride and loyalty. Lesser mortals are pitied for their misfortune in not being born in Texas.— Queen Elizabeth II on her visit to Texas in May, 1991. | |||
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Good one Don! . | |||
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Yeah, a pretty accurate description of the current state of affairs. As ridiculous as they may be. | |||
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Fixed it for you. Two wrongs etc. Just saying… | |||
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The fly in the train carriage. A fly lands on an Englishman's arm. "Go away you filthy insects" brushings it away. Fly lands on the Arabs arm, He catches, and eats it. A fly lands on a Jews man's arm, catches, and offeres it to the Arab "like to but a fly?"  | |||
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When I was in the Army, we didn't get paid a lot and toward the end of each month, things were a little tight. This particular event occurred late on the last day of the month, with payday being the next day. I had dropped into the snack bar where I intended to spend my last dime on a cup of coffee, which I would enjoy along with my last cigarette, before going to bed. I surrendered my dime in exchange for the coffee and took the cup to table, where I sat by myself. If I wasn't the only person in the place, I felt like I was as I settled in with anticipation. I set the coffee down and stirred in a little sugar and fake cream. I took out my last Marlborough, which I had been saving for two days, and lit up. Enjoying the slight buzz of that first long drag, I reached for the cup of coffee. My fingers had just brushed the handle of the mug, when a goddam fly kamikazied right into the middle of the effing cup! Disgusted, I pinched out the cigarette, left the coffee where it sat, and headed back to the barracks. Shit!! Regards, Bill | |||
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I am English. Guess French and English have at least one thing in common.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ J. Lane Easter, DVM A born Texan has instilled in his system a mind-set of no retreat or no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the dominating spirit that motivates Texans.– Billy Clayton, Speaker of the Texas House No state commands such fierce pride and loyalty. Lesser mortals are pitied for their misfortune in not being born in Texas.— Queen Elizabeth II on her visit to Texas in May, 1991. | |||
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Waste not, want not... TomP Our country, right or wrong. When right, to be kept right, when wrong to be put right. Carl Schurz (1829 - 1906) | |||
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wik...hester_Arena_bombing https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usman_Khan_(terrorist) I think your brain is miss firing Nute.  | |||
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It’s working just fine Scott. I’ve never lived in Manchester but I worked in a town where 6 terrorist bombs went off on the same day. There was a 7th but it was made safe and didn’t go off. | |||
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Sounds like the Canadian army all right. Lucky you didn't have to buy your own bullets.  When the horse has been eliminated, human life may be extended an average of five or more years. James R. Doolitle I think they've been misunderstood. Timothy Tredwell | |||
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No, it was the American Army, in 1970, in Schwabisch Hall, Germany. As Sp4, I made $147.00 a month. Interestingly enough, we didn't get overseas pay. Guys stationed in Alaska did. Go figure. The Canadian Army, at that time, had the best paid soldiers in the world. Regards, Bill. | |||
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