I’m thinking of starting a go fund me campaign to pay for dance lessons for orange Jesus. If he is going to force his followers to listen to elevator music for 30+ minutes during a rally, he should be able to do more than just sway like a drunken sailor on shore leave. Anyone here interested in contributing??

I’m sure someone here can come up with a pair of gold sneakers for him. Those might put some bounce in his belly.

I’m not sure what size he is, but I’m sure his feet are tiny…and …was it his toes that were like mushrooms? I can’t remember, just off hand.

If dance lessons include face time with MTG count me in, I'm writing a check.

I urgently need to speak with her about her future.

I’m disappointed that the Trumpiteers aren’t will to pay for dance lessons for orange Jesus. Lord knows he needs them. Talk about cognitive decline….