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How do you turn an amazing natural event into a foreboding prophesy?

First the amazing natural event:

From NPR

Why The 2024 TOTAL ECLIPSE Will Be Special!

https://youtu.be/XTU-2-SGE_Q?si=77gYI9zFA5RcH2Zh

Then the foreboding prophesy:

(this is just one of many on youtube)

https://youtu.be/eLkxKT65IFc?si=a_pDg4m7mlYd2Ey0

The April 8 2024 Eclipse and the 7 cities named Nineveh


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Because people are gullible morons.
 
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https://youtube.com/shorts/c_D...?si=VCzPH0mf4hfB0WAu


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Real conservatives aren't radicalized. Thus "radicalized conservative" is an oxymoron. Yet there are many radicalized republicans.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis

Per my far-right friend: "reality sucks"

D.J. Trump aka Trumpism's Founding Farter, aka Farter Martyr. Qualifications: flatulence - mental, oral and anal.



 
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And that Trump’s stupid Bimbo, Green, says the earthquake was a massage from God too! rotflmo


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Next, if not already, they will claim they watch Fox for news from god.


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Real conservatives aren't radicalized. Thus "radicalized conservative" is an oxymoron. Yet there are many radicalized republicans.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis

Per my far-right friend: "reality sucks"

D.J. Trump aka Trumpism's Founding Farter, aka Farter Martyr. Qualifications: flatulence - mental, oral and anal.



 
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When you base a religion on Bronze-age goatherder superstitions everything those goatherders didn't understand is miraculous and must be signs and portents from an invisible cloud being. Theirs just happens to be a petty, vengeful prick, which might explain their support for a petty, vengeful prick.


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I read that somewhere in NY they have declared an emergency because millions of people have converged to see the eclipse.

I don't see a problem with people traveling to the zone to see it. If my camper was running properly, I may have booked a campsite in a state park somewhere just to be in the total zone. As it is, I'll settle for a partial and behold the event that is beyond all imagination as to how it is what it is.

But these prophesies and theories indicate something else. It's primordial.

I'll get back with y'all after the BIG landing.


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Real conservatives aren't radicalized. Thus "radicalized conservative" is an oxymoron. Yet there are many radicalized republicans.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis

Per my far-right friend: "reality sucks"

D.J. Trump aka Trumpism's Founding Farter, aka Farter Martyr. Qualifications: flatulence - mental, oral and anal.



 
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On Tuesday I'm going to tell every Christian I know that the Rapture happened during the eclipse and, for supporting Trump, they didn't make the cut.


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That's a good one Jeff5. Smiler


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Real conservatives aren't radicalized. Thus "radicalized conservative" is an oxymoron. Yet there are many radicalized republicans.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis

Per my far-right friend: "reality sucks"

D.J. Trump aka Trumpism's Founding Farter, aka Farter Martyr. Qualifications: flatulence - mental, oral and anal.



 
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Originally posted by Saeed:
And that Trump’s stupid Bimbo, Green, says the earthquake was a massage from God too! rotflmo


Just in case anybody missed what the stupid bitch said:

“God is sending America strong signs to tell us to repent,” she wrote. “Earthquakes and eclipses and many more things to come. I pray that our country listens.” 2020


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Goofy Rudy was on TV last night saying that only Democrat states have earthquakes; they’re brought on by Communism apparently, and New York never had earthquakes as long as Trump was there. Roll Eyes
 
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Originally posted by Tumbleweed:
Goofy Rudy was on TV last night saying that only Democrat states have earthquakes; they’re brought on by Communism apparently, and New York never had earthquakes as long as Trump was there. Roll Eyes

Did he truly say that? Do you have a link? Hard to believe anyone would actually say that. I would love to see.
 
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Originally posted by zebrazapper:
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Originally posted by Tumbleweed:
Goofy Rudy was on TV last night saying that only Democrat states have earthquakes; they’re brought on by Communism apparently, and New York never had earthquakes as long as Trump was there. Roll Eyes

Did he truly say that? Do you have a link? Hard to believe anyone would actually say that. I would love to see.



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Originally posted by ronco:
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Originally posted by zebrazapper:
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Originally posted by Tumbleweed:
Goofy Rudy was on TV last night saying that only Democrat states have earthquakes; they’re brought on by Communism apparently, and New York never had earthquakes as long as Trump was there. Roll Eyes

Did he truly say that? Do you have a link? Hard to believe anyone would actually say that. I would love to see.



https://www.google.com/search?...sclient=gws-wiz-serp

Kind of comical.
 
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Originally posted by Jefffive:
On Tuesday I'm going to tell every Christian I know that the Rapture happened during the eclipse and, for supporting Trump, they didn't make the cut.


Monday, about 6 pm, I called my sister for other reasons. I said today is the day of the rapture,
I was calling to see if they were still here.

She laughed, and said that there are a lot of crazies out there.

Then I said there's rumors that the rapture did happen and all Trump supporters were left behind, and you should call around to see who's missing, if you know any Christian friends who aren't Trump supporters.

She didn't think that was funny.

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https://youtu.be/dfmh2NfTkK0?si=E_YX1WzCUzh1EIdz

Liberal Redneck - Why Didn't the Rapture Happen During the Eclipse?


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Real conservatives aren't radicalized. Thus "radicalized conservative" is an oxymoron. Yet there are many radicalized republicans.

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis

Per my far-right friend: "reality sucks"

D.J. Trump aka Trumpism's Founding Farter, aka Farter Martyr. Qualifications: flatulence - mental, oral and anal.



 
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