holy crap.
I'd have had to put a new roof on the place.

I recall reading in the 60s that the rats in NYC had figured out how to come up in the toilets from the sewers. Now that was a real scare. I feel for this poor woman but all he could snag was her cheek. As a man, I shudder.

Wow, can you imagine what would have happened if a man had sat down on that toilet seat. Could have been a very nasty castration! Yikes

That doesn't even bear consideration. + remember that NO woman ever sat down on a public toilet seat.