The Americans With No Abilities Act (ANAA)

Democratic Senators are considering introducing
legislation that will provide new benefits for many more
Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act is being
hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the
millions of Americans who lack any real skills and
ambition.

“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the
competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful
role for themselves in society,” said California Sen.
Barbara Boxer. “We can no longer stand by and allow People
of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With
this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant
special favors to a small group of workers, simply because
they have some idea of what they are doing.”
In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi
pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has
a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without
regard to performance. At the state government level, the
Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of
hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than
25 million mid-level positions will be created, with
important-sounding titles but little real responsibility,
thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and
performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions
will be given to guarantee upward mobility for even the most
unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial
tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number
of Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management
positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium-sized
businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every
two talented hires.

Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough
new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate
against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory
interview questions such as, “Do you have any skills or
experience that relate to this job?”

“As a non-abled person, I can’t be expected to
keep up with people who have something going for them,”
said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut
twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her
inability to remember “righty tighty, lefty loosey”.

“This Said Sen. Dick Durbin, II: “As a senator with no
abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected
officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with
no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each
and every American citizen, regardless of his or her
inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great
nation and a good salary for doing so.”

This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton,
Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Maxine (WaWa) Waters,
Elizabeth (Nut Case) Warren & Nancy Pelosi........all
Americans With No Abilities whatsoever!!


**** After reading this, I believe a great number of our elected officials are already a member of this club.

stop giving the dumb bastards ideas.

Glad you posted it here instead of the humor column,it damned sure ain't funny + smacks too close to the truth.

Pretty damn funny!

quote:

Originally posted by wasbeeman:
stop giving the dumb bastards ideas.

Yah, Orwell's "1984" was a warning, not a blueprint...