While I was in Huntsville yesterday, read the local paper while waiting for some Q and found this article to be interesting. Dumbass is taking a selfie on well known Sam Houston statue in Huntsville, drops keys behind granite facade, and, after calling fire dept., decides he can't wait, and gets a rock and breaks facade to get keys. Police catch him down the road and, so far, he is out on $10,000 bail, facing a possible 2 years and $10,000 fine and repair estimates to statue are between $5000 and $25,000 depending on what has to be replaced. What a maroon!

http://www.itemonline.com/news...68-9bb7de129ff9.html