Got this junk in my email

Federal Bureau of Investigation
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Field Intelligence Unit
J. Edgar Hoover Building.
935 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington, DC 20535,
USA.

Urgent Attention: Beneficiary,

I am special agent Andrew Williams from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Field Intelligence Unit. We have just intercepted and confiscated two trunks at John F Kennedy International Airport in New York, NY 11430 coming from a foreign country.

We crosschecked the content of the boxes and found it contained a total sum of $4.1 million dollars. Also with one of the trunks were documents with your name as the receiver of the money. As we progressed in our investigations of the Diplomat which accompanied the trunks into the United States we learned that he was to deliver these funds to your residence as payment of an inheritance/winning, which was due to you.

Further checks on the consignment, we found out that the consignment paperwork lacked the PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND LEGAL DELIVERY PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE forms. We then confiscated both trunks and released the Diplomat.

The trunks According to section 229 subsection 31 of the International, Commerce Regulators Code Enforcement Guidelines, your consignment lacks PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE AND LEGAL DELIVERY PERMIT CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE from the joint team of the Federal Bureau Of Investigation and Homeland Security and therefore you must contact us for direction on how to procure the two certificates, so that you can be relieved of the charges of evading tax which is a jail offense under section 12 subsection 441 of the Tax Code. We will also be asking the IRS to launch an investigation of money laundering if you do not follow our instructions.

You are therefore required to contact me within 72 hours so that I will walk you through the process of clearing and claiming the money.

Failure to comply may lead to your arrest, interrogation and/or you being prosecuted in the Court of Law for tax evasion and or money laundering. You are also advised not to contact any bank in Africa, Europe or banking institution.


NB: that under normal circumstances the FBI does not contact people via email, but because of urgency as regards this matter thats the reasons why we are contacting you through your email address.

Yours in service,

Agent Andrew Williams,
Regional Director
Federal Bureau of Investigation

I got the same junk email, with the added comment to immediately get in contact with Jarrod, just in case, because he would probably want to share the contents of the trunks with his Internet friends and acquaintances.

Money doesn't bring happiness they say, and I want to do my part to make Jarrod happier.

Jarrod, failure to comply with my request may lead to your arrest, interrogation, water-boarding, ten straight hours of Barry Manilow, and/or you being prosecuted in the Court of Law for not sharing, and or, not playing nice. You are also advised not to contact any banking institution in, West, East, or South Texas. You can contact a banking institution in North Texas, as long as it is mine, and I'll help walk you through the process.

Take your time, I'll give you 73 hours to contact me.

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Originally posted by Kensco:
I got the same junk email, with the added comment to immediately get in contact with Jarrod, just in case, because he would probably want to share the contents of the trunks with his Internet friends and acquaintances.

Money doesn't bring happiness they say, and I want to do my part to make Jarrod happier.

Jarrod, failure to comply with my request may lead to your arrest, interrogation, water-boarding, ten straight hours of Barry Manilow, and/or you being prosecuted in the Court of Law for not sharing, and or, not playing nice. You are also advised not to contact any banking institution in, West, East, or South Texas. You can contact a banking institution in North Texas, as long as it is mine, and I'll help walk you through the process.

Take your time, I'll give you 73 hours to contact me.

That sounds all good and rosy but the ten straight hours of Barry Manilow might just do me in.
But if they give me this money I will share some of it with you. How's that?