Unbelievable!

An old man once told us it was hard enough trying to get things OUT of your arse at certain times!

Let alone trying to put things IN!

Have an ER nurse as a friend. She has pulled out Barbie heads, light bulbs, right guard deodorant cans and whatever else you can stick up there. We have a good laugh over this.
Evidently it’s quite common.

I have an ER nurse friend as well. She tells of having this teenaged kid come in with abdominal pains + it turned out he had a 26"double-headed dildo stuffed up + couldn't get it out. The doctor removed it and afterward the nurses started to call him Dr. Dolittle, with the push-me-pull-you.

Reminded of the Lorne Green Coke bottle incident.

My years of law enforcement made sure I saw things no one should ever see. I was shocked at things people will do to themselves. Many died unintentionally in their efforts for sexual gratification. Really sick.

As an anesthesiologist for 40 years I saw a lot of this- things that required surgery since they couldn’t be removed from below. Funniest thing was an eight ball. Nothing to grab from the other end….

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Originally posted by jdollar:
As an anesthesiologist for 40 years I saw a lot of this- things that required surgery since they couldn’t be removed from below. Funniest thing was an eight ball. Nothing to grab from the other end….

People are just dumb.

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Originally posted by Aspen Hill Adventures:

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Originally posted by jdollar:
As an anesthesiologist for 40 years I saw a lot of this- things that required surgery since they couldn’t be removed from below. Funniest thing was an eight ball. Nothing to grab from the other end….

People are just dumb.

No Ann.

They are fucking queer!

Come on. Who’s going to say yes?

Lost my post!

Where do things go?

George

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Originally posted by jdollar:
As an anesthesiologist for 40 years I saw a lot of this- things that required surgery since they couldn’t be removed from below. Funniest thing was an eight ball. Nothing to grab from the other end….

Wife related how some guy showed up in Emerg with a wedding ring, not his, around his willy. All kinds of stuff used as a sex toy.

Grizz

I worked at NYU Hosp (datacenter). The nurses had some weird stories to tell, once in a while you'd see the x-rays.

Back in the late 80's a Skitzo friend and his wife were playing dildo with a .22 rifle and the front sight ripped her. The bleeding got bad and they finally went the ER. Cops were called trying to charge him with wife abuse etc. They had quite a time getting it knocked down to just idiots playing games.

Another incident with the same couple. He was having a drunken/druggie party in the living room. He fired an AK thru the ceiling. Bullet went thru the bathtub she was sitting in. He told me and a later girl friend of mine backed it up. The bullet passed between her legs within a very few inches of her business end. Water leaked thru the ceiling. He's been dead about 6 years now. I have no idea where she's ended up.

Another time in that period. I was out back welding when he came to ask me to fill one of those huge rubber balloons with acetylene. I asked if he was going to breathe it like he did other gases. "oh no!".

About 2am a huge explosion and bright red
flash in the sky woke us up. My wife asked: "wth was that?" Go back to sleep, it was just Jimmer".

For days every outfit in the state was investigating. I just about kicked his ass over it.
George