i very very mistakenly got a subscription to a magazine called Garden and Gun last year. it has almost zero of those two. its for the super rich lefties that own mansions and hunt pheasant with $5000 shotguns. when it comes in i just toss it. this time however the cover has a pic of a longhorn steer on it and in bold print THE BEST OF TEXAS. uh oh. sure nuff.....! here's a sample recipe with a pic (in the mag) and la chef serving it. and i quote "Chef A$$$ B*&^% plates pork chop schnitzel with delicata squash, Ttreviso, celery root, and sause charcutiere". end of quote. didn't use the chefs name.
theres a big article on how theres gonna be a new B B Q joint in lockhart tx, 45 minutes from austin. the pit master is reported to be "the best brisket cook ever". her name is chuck. used to be terry. her one of her two co pitmasters used to be a guy. not now. the 3rd one is i hate to guess. and i quote again "Chuck runs a very motely crew, its not traditional people at all,but we all came together. Chuck told me, i want you to do a vegan sausage. our thinking is, lets be special. lets be different, lets revolutionize barbque.Lets figure out what a really good vegan hot guts tastes like". that was quotes from 2 diffent people i ran together.
they are called the BARBS. i could go on and on but you get the idea. they want to launch the restaurant with a dance show of queer performance artists that one of the Barbs belongs to.
lockhart is a small tightknit community famous for its barbque. why the hell didn't they just stay in austin??? stay tuned.

I think they have found a quick way to go out of business.

The world is deteriorating rapidly.

Here today, gone tomorrow. You can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

It’s not BBQ. It’s BBQueer.

HA! I know that years ago when my ex was going nuts + hanging around Ren-Fair, + a new class of vegetable 'friends',many of them black, so problem for me. She wanted to have a party out here on the property, so I said, "Sure" + dove to Elgin to get some good sausage to put in the pit. She got all high + mighty + said that HER new friends don't eat that kind of thing. Well, I must confess that pissed me off so, not improving the situation I just spoke right out, the way I felt. "Well, if they don't, then it will be the 1st bunch of Nxxxers that I've ever seen that wouldn't scarf up a bunch of Elgin hot gut." And guess what got eaten first + was gone in no time?

just read on another site that "chuck", the head b b queerer, was on a talk radio show in austin and it is blaming all the racism and queer bigotry in texas in the b b q industry for her wanting to open her place. huh?? they pull out the race card for everything else, why not b b q.

When I lived in Vermont one of the neighbor couples were vegetarian. They were not holier than thou types at all, just their chosen way. All of us on the road did pot lucks with the neighbors. What was funny was I would be the only one who brought a meat dish to the parties that couple would have. The veg couple was totally okay with this too. They were not crazy shits we see out there today.

I always brought a big pile of grilled chicken wings. ALL of the other neighbors only brought veg stuff thinking that they had to do this to fit in. Yes, the area was loaded with liberal nuts. The looks I would get at first from them was comical but guess what? There were NEVER any leftover chicken wings.

Gonna be a big splash in Lockhart......not exactly Austin....bit then again only San Francisco is....

Tell them Portland, Oregon, is in desperate need ...

i would gladly, but i don't speak whatever language they speak

ok...i can't take credit for this, but at the same time i can't quit laughing.
as posted on the TGT (Texas Gun Site) concerning this exact same subject
How do you know you're at a queer b b Q place?
The hot dogs smell like shit!