Here's a couple ways to "mount" your trophies.....

One was a one horned muli deer I took for the freezer and the other is a turkey that I mounted the tail feathers and beard on a walnut board....

Total cost in the end was $0.00 ....just some time on my part and use of some woodworking tools.

Looks like you got what you paid for....

That is one of the funniest posts I have seen in a while on here, bonaro!

Keep your "day" job.

However, I have seen worse.

Thank you bo-n-aro. Spot on.

Oh, come on guys, give the guy a break. Hell, you never know when you need a weird fan handy to say, put out a match. You have a mouth, you say? Well, you might have your mouth full of mashed potatoes at the time or something. You also could easliy have a need for a handy eye-gouger in case anyone breaks in. To steal your match fanner-outer, for example...

KG

Aw hell, if they help bring back memories of your hunts they are nice "mounts." I've got a few antlers on bookshelves and whatnot.

Honestly, I wish I had that first raccoon rug that I tanned and did myself back when I was in the second grade some 45 years ago; I think my mom threw it out because it was causing a greese spot on my bedroom wall but she would not admit to it.