Shot my first turkey yesterday,
scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section…

It was awesome!

Except for the fact I can't go back to Wal-Mart anymore.

I needed a good laugh

But shouldn't it be posted in the humor section.

probably the only way for me to harvest one too. they are all over during deer season and summer, but can't find them during hunting season.

Randy,

You crack me up.