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[ 11-23-2002, 15:01: Message edited by: Johnny Ringo ]

You need one of them there Swedish Vaccum Pumps like the porn stars use. The best kind is self propelled, BTW and wears a bikini.

Thanks for the tip....but I have tried that.
Nope, I am CONVINCED a bigger gun will make my peenie grow. What caliber do you recommend?

Johnny-I wouldn't worry about the gun. Any big gun will do. You need to go out and have sex with some does. Especially ones you shoot, as that makes it all the better and does even more to help the size of your penis. I have seen wonderful results. Mine is damn near 10 inches now. Go into the woods, Johnny!

120mm smooth bore. AKA- the M1-A2 Abrams battle tank. That should get ya up around 9".

To solve your problem, you don't need a big rifle. Ya need powerful optics

BMFH,
Thanks for the tip. I HAVE tried a couple does, with good results. Still, I am not satisfied.The guys here that hunt locally for bucks all use magnums, and I feel that I am inadequate because
I don't have one. Like, when you NEED 8" and only have 4". Oddly enough, the deer drop when I shoot them with my 30.06, but they don't SLAM down like the mag users tell me they do. What is a poor boy to do?? I can't afford a new gun, and don't like the recoil of the BIG mags.....

Sort of reminds me of a joke. A black and a white guy were relieving themselves at urinals. The white guy asked the black guy how come you guys have such long ones. The black guy said it is because you white guys keep pumping them up and down. Us black guys roll them out like making pretzel dough. LOL

Hey J.R.,
My dick is only 4" too!

Good thing though, cause most women don't like them any THICKER than that.

I know what you are saying about being off topic. I got some good hunt'n stories from last year that I was planning to post but from the posts that I was seeing, I didn't think anyone would be interested in them.

Nothing wrong around here though. I still enjoy what's here and I still hang around. I do enjoy the 'good hearted' shit disturbers.
I have been away awhile and I see there are some new regulars. I think I will hand around a little more and interact a little more than I have in the past. I find it is a good way of relieve some stress.

For the sake of bullshit, I will post a couple of bullshit stories.(no B.S though)


Daryl

Yukoner, thanks for taking the post the way it was intended. Just got home from 3 days away on work, was in a good mood and wanted to stir the pot a bit.

I asked a lady trucker once how she liked her Peterbilt. She said about as big around as a silver dollar and 9" long.