If your amazon shipment is late blame the spray.

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A robot punctured a can of bear spray. Now 24 Amazon workers are Twenty-four Amazon workers in New Jersey have been hospitalized after a robot accidentally tore a can of bear repellent spray in a warehouse, officials said. The two dozen workers were treated at five local hospitals, Robbinsville Township communications and public information officer John Nalbone told ABC News. One was in critical condition while 30 additional workers were treated at the scene. All of the workers were expected to be released from the hospital within 24 hours, WABC reported Thursday. The official investigation revealed "an automated machine accidentally...

pussy's.

it makes pretty fair taco topping.

the one in critical condition must of had a reaction to it, it can happen. The rest are pussies.

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Originally posted by Lamar:
pussy's.

it makes pretty fair taco topping.

+1

The one in critical condition is the one who sprayed the robot...
he should have used a AP round on him.

Several years ago I drew a sheep tag in Wyoming. At one of his camps in a wilderness area, the outfitter was having a problem with grizzly sign near where he staked out his horses.

Before his next trip back into camp he took a can of bear spray and duct taped it to a tree at about head height near camp. He then smeared the can with peanut butter. That did the trick. He found the can punctured and a V shaped pattern of spray on the snow showing the bear had probably been hit full in the face at point blank range. Didn't have anymore problems the rest of the season.

And that’s an excellent way of messing with bears
How about putting one in your wife’s medicine cabinet

that's better'n anything I read in the joke section in a while.

He might come back looking for the tacos...

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Originally posted by Ramhunter:
Several years ago I drew a sheep tag in Wyoming. At one of his camps in a wilderness area, the outfitter was having a problem with grizzly sign near where he staked out his horses.

Before his next trip back into camp he took a can of bear spray and duct taped it to a tree at about head height near camp. He then smeared the can with peanut butter. That did the trick. He found the can punctured and a V shaped pattern of spray on the snow showing the bear had probably been hit full in the face at point blank range. Didn't have anymore problems the rest of the season.

LOL! I was in elk camp once in NE Oregon and while we were hunting a bear came through the side of the cook tent and made a hell of a mess. After cleaning up the mess the debris was piled in a hole and my outfitter placed a plastic bottle of vinegar on the rubbish and threw a few shovels full of dirt over the top. "At least the SOB will get a nasty mouthful when it comes back." I like the bear spray idea a lot better.

There have been a few bush planes to crash because spray went off inside plane. That is why an experienced pilot will tape it too the wings.

Wife's nephew was doing some survey work in bear country. He casually threw the pointy plumb bob thing into the truck cab, where it punctured the can of bear spray lying there.

Grizz

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He casually threw the pointy plumb bob thing into the truck cab, where it punctured the can of bear spray lying there.

I seen spray go off in various places unintentional.

Every body cries then.

It came to my understanding that if one sprays a air conditioning unit it well clear out a whole bar of fighting people shortly.

Here's proof that you should never spray a robot with bear spray lest he take the can from you and shred it to pieces!
Robots don't like being treated like a bear!

Zeke