True to my word, I am posting pictures of my 36" Bison Penis Cane, as requested by Yukon Delta on the earlier post entitled: "Are Cape Buffalo Just Cows On PMS?" Sorry it took so long, but I had to find it. I am sure that the pictures will get Walter thinking again. . . . And, here is the victim that it was taken from:

Well, thanks for blaming that on me! That buff looks kind of confused...or is it sad?

A little bit of both, as he hangs over our bed.

Ewwww. Just as long as it doesn't fall into bed with you...reminds me of the Godfather movie and horse head scene.

I bet it is pretty hilarious when you have people over and you ask them to lick that cane or touch it

On a similar note. I was at the petstore and a hoity-toity old gal walks in with her poodle. She's looking at the "dog chews" And I happened to mention that they were dried penises. The look on her face was priceless

the chef

So I am guessing that bison don't need Viagra?

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Originally posted by Aspen Hill Adventures:
So I am guessing that bison don't need Viagra?

He was hung like a cane !

At least that's not as bad as a Racoon penis bone tooth pick.
I hear they are fairly popular in the southern states.

Damn, I am really jealous. My wife lives with disappointment everyday as it is...

In Arkansas the coon penis bones were used as good luck charms. We called 'em "lucky coon bones". It was always fun to throw the car keys, pocket knife, and coon bone on the table and have a girl friend ask "What's that?"

Never saw anyone walking out of a restaurant with one hanging out of their mouth though. Merg