I wasn't sure where to put this: here, the Political, the Humor, or the Taxidermy forum. Perhaps we need taxidermy control legislation. This has to be at least assault with a dead weapon.

Here goes:

Women Attacked Each Other With Deer Head, State Police Say

By Joe Elias | jelias@pennliv.com
on August 05, 2014 at 7:51 AM, updated August 05, 2014 at 8:35 AM

Two Huntingdon County women are facing criminal charges after they attacked each other with the taxidermied head of an antlered deer, state police said.

In a press release, troopers said the two women were arguing just before 3 p.m. on July 26 on Maddensville Pike in Cromwell Township.

The argument eventually turned physical and the women swung a deer mount at each other, police said.

Stacy Varner, 47, of Orbisonia, and Glenda Snyder, 64, of Mount Union, are both facing charges of simple assault, police said. Synder was hit with an antler during the fight and suffered a minor injury, police said.

Troopers did not say what started the fight between the two women.