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| Sounds like we are related. Your problem, IMHO, is that you go out with too many witnesses!  Everyone knows that the best hunting/fishing/golfing luck only happens when you are totally alone, or worse, when you are in the company of someone that NO ONE ever believes anyway. We all know that the best buck I have ever killed was 1053.4 miles from the nearest road, and the damn rack was soooo heavy that I had to leave it behind. If I hadn't, I would have left behine and therefore wasted the meat, and being the ethical hunter I am, I choose the meat over the antlers.  It still beats a day at the office....  |
| | | Posts: 1780 | Location: South Texas, U. S. A. | Registered: 22 January 2004 | 
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| A total, absolute, card-carrying, bonified idiot!
I'll explain why when I get over this splitting headache I've got. But, for now, surfice it to say that I am a POS hunter who couldn't tell a trophy bull elk from freaking spike if it was sitting next to me in the front seat. |
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| GAHUNTER:
I'm pretty sure we are related. |
| | | Posts: 105 | Location: Gulfport MS | Registered: 04 July 2002 |
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| Quote:
Sounds like you are a member of the human race. We all make mistakes. Someday I'll tell you the story of my first deer. Long story short. I thought it was a buck. Give you one guess what it was.
A turkey? |
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| If you were not Mortie, then you are not an Idiot!
If you still consider yourself an idiot, I will submit, since a lot of know a new dimension of idiocy from Mortie, I would not take it all that seriously.
Mortie would probably blow his nose with the same strip of toilet paper he just wiped his ass with!
YOU are no Mortie!
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| | | Posts: 2889 | Location: Southern OREGON | Registered: 27 May 2003 |
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| I just looked "idiot" up in the hunters dictionary. Found my picture.
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| | | Posts: 784 | Location: Michigan | Registered: 18 December 2000 |
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