13 March 2009, 01:15
jens poulsenwise indian..
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white US. Government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion; where did the white man go wrong?'
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied:
'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water.
Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian men spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'
Then the chief leaned back and smiled 'only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'
13 March 2009, 02:37
NavalukI thought the vikings went to england because the food was so much better?
13 March 2009, 21:58
Steffenquote:
Originally posted by jens poulsen:
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white US. Government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion; where did the white man go wrong?'
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied:
'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water.
Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian men spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'
Then the chief leaned back and smiled 'only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'
but they didn't have guns.
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I thought the vikings went to england because the food was so much better?
hah!
and what do they got in England, fish&chips
14 March 2009, 01:04
Allan DeGrootthey didn't have chips until the Spanish brough Potatoes back from the new world because potatoes are native to Peru.
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