NO!

It is more probable that it will some BIG sized dope smoking, dope growing HIPPIE, stoned out of his mind, wandering the back country.

There is no Big Foot. Hippies that are on a low IQ after 4 million acid trips and haven't seen a barber shop or used a razor, or taken a bath since 1969, are in abundance in the back woods.

Regardless of the temptation they are still considered HUMAN, and you should not shoot one. Even the cougars don't seem to attack them ( probably based on how scarey they look and the smell).

Most of their vocabulary will be " OH WOW Man?" as they stumble around the woods.

Cheers and good shooting
seafire

Has anyone noticed that this thread is really heading south!
Dave

Good point, but I think somewhere there must be a rule about contestants in sporting events being at least 3/4 humanoid. I mean, even the likes of Mike Tyson... wait, bad example.

Leighton

Why train him to be a bird dog, when you could train him to be a basketball player, or even a heavy weight prize fighter. Think of all the money that could be made, its mind boggling!

Fordfreak

Being from the south originally, what is wrong with heading south???