ok, some old fave's

"ahh fuck, i got brain in my mouth"

"one again, (name withheld) has gutted the rabbit"

"no! could you shoot last. we want a crack!"

Maybe so, Wstrnhtr, maybe so.

The early bird gets the worm but the second rat gets the cheese.

"If it's brown its down, if it flies it dies!"

DOES & DUCKS, DOES & DUCKS!

"The worst day hunting is still better than the best day at work"
Everyman.

BUSTINBUCKS- funny sign, although I seriously doubt that your gun is bigger than mine...nor is your rifle!

Whilst bird hunting when two or more guns fire together, "Did you shoot?".

One shot one kill???
Nothing beats a good bullet in the right place.(Old Jack)

Jayco.

-Aim at the moose, you may wound the moose. aim at the heart, you may kill the moose. aim at that hair,right there behind the shoulder point, you will kill the moose. (insert any game)
-Never say 'whoa' in the middle of a mud hole.
-Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut.

"it aint dead till the dog kills it"

quoted by anyone who has hunted with a jack russel as a sidekick!

When a bird goes up and two people shoot the first one to say "Did you shoot too?" gets the bird.

One the occasion of a rare miss when hunting away from home my excuse is "I'm not from around here."

From an old Indian figher "Aim low boys they're riding ponies".

cooch:

John Dos Passos wrote once : " It is not all of hunting,to kill". I would highly recommend to you a small book by Aldo Leopold " A Sand County Almanac" which will give you a wealth of philosophical discussion (and very pithy comments) about hunting, Nature and what the progress of "civilization" has done to both. It's available from Oxford University Press,Inc.

"the things you see when you DONT have a gun"

OK. One more.

"I am a hunter because I am a part of nature, not apart from it. Those who believe that hunting is evil have a perverted view of the way nature works."
From the essay, RAINY DAY MUSINGS, in the book, THE LUCKIEST HUNTER ALIVE (George R. Naugle).

From my dad in 1965 when he was teaching me to hunt:
"Hear one shot, got meat. Two shots, maybe. Three shots, no meat."