Starting silly threads like this are sure to bring on the next Mortie-wannabe. Good job fanning the flames.... I guess you don't value a troll-free board as much as most of the other members here.
Posts: 1346 | Location: NE | Registered: 03 March 2002
Didn't Big Mortie say he was going to take his 14' outboard motor boat, Big Mama (285 pounds), and his .30-06, cross the ocean to Africa and hunt Big Squills??
He's probably blasting Big Squills all over Africa right now so doesn't have time to post here.
I imagine one of these days we'll see "The Return Of Big Mortie," plus African trophies (Big Squills).
Quote: Didn't Big Mortie say he was going to take his 14' outboard motor boat, Big Mama (285 pounds), and his .30-06, cross the ocean to Africa and hunt Big Squills??
He's probably blasting Big Squills all over Africa right now so doesn't have time to post here.
I imagine one of these days we'll see "The Return Of Big Mortie," plus African trophies (Big Squills).L.W.
Wun dem' big squills dun stepd on him arse ovur der in "Frica"
Maybe he's discovered that the tiny little dingly dangly thing between his legs can be used for more than one purpose, and is busy becoming 'self educated'? Given his mentality, it should keep him busy for a few years or so, I hope!!
Posts: 1275 | Location: Sydney, New South Wales, Australia | Registered: 02 May 2002
I beleive RUGERUSER came up with the solution. I too feel that Mortie found a new jar of personal lubricant and is busy at home taking care of business.
I also agree that he is probably a PETA member who enjoys disrupting the boards, as well as adding threads that his ilk can use against us.
Please! No MORE Mortie threads.
FN in MT
Posts: 950 | Location: Cascade, Montana USA | Registered: 11 June 2000