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What a hoot!! (As this is an equal opportunity board, irritated distaff members are encouraged to create & submit "TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN".)

TOP 10 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.

9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be

impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space and doesn't require

200 pair of shoes..

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using

it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

[ 07-24-2002, 05:41: Message edited by: BigIron ]
 
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I think that I love both my handgun and my woman because I don't think that I can live without either one. Cheers! Ming
 
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I definitely agree with Ming but you know women. Can't live with them, can't cut them up with a chain saw. Slim
 
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Originally posted by SlimL:
I definitely agree with Ming but you know women. Can't live with them, can't cut them up with a chain saw.

Man, you must know some tough-skinned women. I haven't met a woman yet who couldn't be cut into pieces with an appropriate Stihl.

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good one I like that but I still want my woman around. I am kind of attached to her. [Big Grin]
 
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My big gun is the reason my woman stays around. I also have many nice firearms.
 
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