I ordered one of everything!
And I ordered a Mcswirly handle to match my eyes (bloodshot). If you can imagine a fat, old man in black pajamas with a ninja rag tied around his head and his pants legs tucked into the tops of his socks, that's me.
I feel so safe now that I have my platform (fully dressed, of course) that I recognize my 870 with the 5 rounds of #1 buckshot in the mag for the worthless POS that it is as a home defense "unit".
Now I'm ready when the Zombies attack. In the meantime, I can go to the range and murder a few phone books.
Thank you for directing me to that page.