I've been hoping for hate mail ever since Genghis split. I find a need for stimulus from time to time, and there is nothing so good as some good old fashioned Tree-huggin', Bunny-humpin', do-gooder, anthropormorphizing sumbitch to step up to the plate and give me some bullets. God knows how much I miss that.

Well, on a lighter note, I'm rather fond of ball bats myself and find them far more useful than golf clubs. Now rest assured it is every man's choice out there where the ash hits the bone so to speak, but I'm kind of a traditionalist. I like wood, not aluminum. That 'Tink' sound that aluminum makes just doesn't remind me of the good ol' B&W days, like when I saw Willie whack 5 out of the park in one game. Nice crisp CRACK when he did that, and that's the sound I prefer. Some like that wussy-assed little 'Tink', not me. I have used golf clubs for a number of odd jobs around the house though, and as long as they're WOOD, everybody should have a set for extracuricular activities. You see, wood insulates against electrical shock and that is no small thing when you use tools for tasks other than intended. The thought about the spike shoes, now I like that one. They aren't near as hard on floors as baseball cleats, and if you want a mount, then there is almost no sewing involved with them.

Well, that's my opinion, and in Yankeetown, that's what counts.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

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