Take a fat cat, gut him out. Stuff with mice and tweety birds and sew him back up. Put in a roasting pan with chunks of Cat-nip and Nine-Lives. Cook until tender and then serve to your
cat loving neighbors. That would be a good day for those turkeys.

Good recipe!

If you use a fat crat named Babe one of the birds will fly away when you slice for serving.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.Pivotal.Moments

Around the Texas Hill Country, two of the most contentious birds are the black capped vireo and the golden cheeked warbler. We also have blind cave spiders and the San Marcos darter (a small minnow). Needless to say when we were planning our annual wild game dinner and looking for a name, someone said we ought to call it the "Golden cheeked warbler and San Marcos darter cook-off." Then we could ID all the tree-huggers that came to picket the event for later retaliation and everyone would be happy.

Well done sirs. One should never miss a chance to poke idiots in the eye.

And with a very sharp fire hardened point I might add.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.DoingBattleWithThe.Unarmed