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From a Dog's Daily Diary: 8:00 am Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favorite! 9:30 am Oh Boy! A Car Ride! My Favorite! 9:40 am Oh Boy! A Walk! My Favorite! 10:30 am Oh Boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite! 11:30 am Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favorite! Noon Oh Boy! The Kids! My Favorite! 1:00 pm Oh Boy! The Yard! My Favorite! 4:00 pm Oh Boy! To the Park! My Favorite! 5:00 pm Oh Boy! Dog Food! My Favorite! 5:30 pm Oh Boy! Pretty Mums! My Favorite! 6:00 pm Oh Boy! Playing Ball! My Favorite! 6:30 pm Oh Boy! Watching TV with my Master! My Favorite! 8:30 pm Oh Boy! Sleeping in Master's Bed! My Favorite! From a Cat's Daily Diary: Day 483 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh food while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild scolding I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair; must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell of food. More importantly, I over heard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies". I must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time... Just some more eye opening on the thoughts of one of our mortal enemies!! Smedley ______________________ Smedley  ______________________ From Audacity of Hope: 'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.' B.H.Obullshitter ------------------------------------ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" Winston Churchill ------------------------------------ "..it does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds.." Samuel Adams ------------------------------------ Facts are immaterial to liberals. Twisted perceptions however are invaluable. ------------------------------------ We Americans were tired of being thought of as dumb, by the rest of the world. So we went to the polls in November 2008 and removed all doubt.....let's not do it again in 2012 please. | ||
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They left out the part in the dog diary about licking his balls and chasing crats onto 6 lane freeways.  Dan POTYHC www.ItsWhat.TheyDo  If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky? | |||
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I'm glad someone else recognizes the real reason the filthy beasts bring in things they've killed. | |||
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