Wow. I just spent wasted my time reading the posts in the ignoranus crater political forum.

It is sooo nice to be back here with the normal people.

Butch, I've been called many things, normal wouldn't be one of them, but I will take that as a compliment!

Normal and abnormal are merely statistical aberations.
Grizz

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It is sooo nice to be back here with the normal people

We should be so lucky that the posters here are the norm. Unfortunately, I don't think that's the case!

Normal is just a setting on the clothes dryer. On the other hand, there is such a thing as FREAKS, which is a lot of what you run into on the parasite scumbag political forum.

I thought normal was having to clean your monitor after reading the posts here!!!

However, most of my co-workers think I am a bit "off". They just don't know what they are missing!

marlin 32-20 - you got that right for sure.

Well, before I depart on ventures north and west, generally in the direction of the Missouri Breaks...

I don't know if I resemble those remarks or not. Surely there is a small knot of politicians here in the county that are thinking "why did I want this job" after reading a cyber letter just sent. All in the Spirit of Sherman, if not being...thinking "OMG, who IS this nut?". Well, I know, they'll just have to guess. I doubt many of them know what a huckleberry is.

The Crater...is where I got the name for my post on "Stool Samples". Tourettes abounds, rash words and REAL emotions. There's a few there I lend support to on occasion...a few I poke, all in the name of good ol' fashion Will Rogers Humor. 'Course ol' Will never went there. I suspect he'd meet some there he didn't like, but would know how to shut them down. I keep offering tests of manhood to DaMan, he never accepts. Boy just has no pride. Won't match his mountain pussy against Li'l Bob, or try to clap his hands together afore I put a SAA barrel between them. Not an ounce of sport in his blood. Doesn't know much about optical physics either, and that is a true disappointment.

So, were was I? In the last few days I've rid the neighborhood of 4 coons, 1 grinner, 2 squill, and convinced some Y'town residents I'm...different. Tell ya what do...just say "Crat, the other white meat!" when blue hairs start tellin' favorite stories about their little fluffy crats. Makes 'em very damn uncomfortable. They get suspicious. Not really sure if you said "Cat" or "Crat", and afraid to ask what a crat is. I pray the greatest generation hasn't lost their steel. Some of the 'gentlemen' just turn away and smile though...

Found out that Tick is in the Big House up in Tennessee for a spell. Jim Bob said "Thank you Jeeesus!" and didn't need to explain himself. Saw the first Gator of the season day before, and watched two bubbas catch 5 bass in my back yard this morning. Buzz baits on casting tackle. Seasons are on the move. Almost time to do the spring planting...actually now is the time...but I'm travelin'...trying to talk the misses into a bumper crop of crat nip, not having much luck. Next stop, Eufala!

Remember, if you got both hands full while you're drivin' don't forget to use your knees.

Dan

POTYHC

www.I.BeenEverywhere

NORMAL???? What the hell is NORMAL. I hope it is
not contagious.