There was an old Birman with a bong.........Who sucked at it all day long. But we called out "Oh! No!".........You're a horrid cat sooo......And we thrashed old Borman with a gong!

Crap......... I should have known I would get attacted on this front.
Thanks Ned........... I have to go back and read again .
Crap.
I hate to read .
Crap. Doo Doo ....Cahcah
I do the dewy decimal system at my bowl
Bieman

Well done N.S.S.
Way to go on the oe-fence-sive
Catch him not looking thats my style
Cream of the crop idea.
Speaking of cream and crop

Back To The Stove. ( got cream of Tom going on )

Turtle

I finger at My Bowl
Birman

Just another step closer to the "BOWL"

I'd join you Birman but I don't have a full ration of fingers. So I can't really "finger" you. I have a functional trigger digit though... Run Birman Run!

Birman spends time at his bowl
Picking fleas and lickin' his balls
While giving sage hens some thought
and never hearing the shot
His best bearers are now called Pall.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Poetic.License

DigitalDan -
I wish I had a hand to grab something right now. I have this smell of a doeinheat and can't get up

I cream at MY BOWL
Birman

This "doe-in-heat", she rook rike fruff to this girr. No hot ninja babe rike Dragon Lady! You weak ho Birman~san, easy boy! HA! You come see Li Birman, srap you round ti ti, you my srave boy! Then feed you maim quair chick, fatten you up rittre ho. HA HA!

Why are you sweet talking that Birman?

Mebbe she needs some more p.... for the griddle? I recall the Admiral taking such a detour once....

BTW, I spent entirely too long removing a chain link fence section(165') over the last two days, reason being that the idiots that installed it apparently decided to use their extra concrete setting the last 8 posts. Looked like about 50-75 pounds per... I'm much fitter now than I was, and will probably feel better in a day or two.

Reason I'm telling you about that is twofold. Firstly, my weapon of choice for the task was what I refer to as a "Key Largo Shovel", or a steel bar 6' long by 1", a chisel bit on one end, a spike point on the other. Works fine for diggin' holes in limestone, cuttin' roots, bustin' up concrete etc. After too many hours of simulating a jack hammer with this 20 pound beast, and my mind wandering in the process, I came to realize the value of SD. A rough calculation puts the SD of my "shovel" over 15.0, and I realize I had a tank killer in my hands. The downside is the penalty for that lethality...it takes a lot of work to use that SD...and I've been thinking about a .416 Rigby...you see where my mind has been....sorta.

Ya think it would work from my balcony over a strategically placed can of tuna? The shovel, not the Rigby. Should I use the pointy end or the chisel?

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.LoTech.Javeline