Woke up too early, jangled my nerves with some hi-test coffee, then...

two pops witht the Benjamin, two dead squill. It was a warm up. Across the street wandered a small pig of 30# or so. Out come the Remmy pump .22, tube full of CB Shorts. Out goes Dan, making a quiet measured stalk in the early dawn. At 40 yards, pop, grunt, pump, pop, flop. Oh what a relief it is! I hate pigs damn near as much as crats.
There are two new litters making forays with momma(s) into the neighborhood, the landscaping is taking a beating. Guess I'll give the crats a rest for the moment, wish it was warmer so I could help Big Al develope a taste for pork.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.ThatLittle.PiggyFlopped

Hey Dan, 30 pounds sounds like a good sized "roaster" for the spit. Eat'um yourself with some good old fashioned hickory BBQ sauce!

Mmm, I think I will make a slab of store bought back ribs tonight for myself! You are lucky you have wild pigs to chase.

Oinker backstrap with a Squill chaser! Nothing wrong with that. I wouldn't dare try to eat one of these mink although my buddy darn near pissed himself when I suggested using his wife's new blender to try to make "mink oil".

You go to "husband's friend hell" for that derf.

Ann, fat bastard on the fire as I type. I really hate prigs. May they all burn on the grill!

Dan

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www.Porkers.RoastingOnAnOpenfire

Hope you stuck an apple in its mouth!

Nother hour and I will be basting ribs until they fall off the bone.

I too blasted some squill today. I throw them to my horse and chickens. They say YUM.

Cluckers eat squill?

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.TheGodsMustBe.Crazy

Ann,
I have never seen a horse eat'n squill

Please post pictures

Hog Killer

Chickens will eat anything edible. My horse is bizzare, he will kill wabbits if he can catch them. He stomps nests of babies all the time. Carries frozen squill around crunching them in his teeth for fun. Yep, he's weird!

Something ran off with today's kill, musta been Mimi, my half Siamese barn cat. Once I get some good photos I will be sure to post them!

Took the Massey out today to help me cut trees down. I love that tractor!

Damn, I just missed a chance for a grand slam! 'coon knocked over the trashcan, and I hesitated a bit too long because the Impala was in the background! Won't Chevy's stop bullets as well as Fords? As I pondered, it ran...

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Half.Cocked

Yep, wild pigs, 20-30 pounders, gut, skin, wrap in foil, add pineapple and honey, seal, slow (over coals, no flame) bbq until you can pull meat off with fingers, open, smoke 15 minutes or so, and you are feasting!

www.droolingONmyCOMPUTER.mmmmmmm

Well, I gotta amend my previous post. 10:10 PM and Rocky dumped the can again...

Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot, Rocky lay dead on the gravel.

Didn't hit the Impala either.

Nice recipe CDH, bet it works on crats too!

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.FiveShots.FourCritters

GOod job, Danno!

The question is, did he do it while reading Gideon's Bible...

Back to my 60s music....

Dan, One day I am going to find Yankeetown and show up with a cold beer cooler and fresh backstrap. At that point I will watch you bust critters and take notes!!!!

Alan

www.willtradebeerforentertainment.

Dan,

Did you place Rocky next to Porky on the on the BBQ

Hog Killer

Naw, I don't eat 'coons. Heard they're okay but a fella's got to have some standards, even if they're trivial.

Carnivore, pull out your map of the Windy State, look about 90 north of Tampa. If that doesn't do the trick, it's just southeast of Crackertown, or about 6 miles north of Red Level. That center of industry is about 17 miles south of Lebanon Station. 15 west of Chatmire? Well, to tell the truth, I've been here long enough I don't rightly know where the Hell this place is!? Somebody said once you could find it by going to Otter Creek then head south 'til you find a stop light.

I live on a fixed income and was driving with Mrs. Dan one day. Ol' Blue ran out of gas. We put him up on blocks and called it home.

Dan

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www.ARiverRuns.ThruIt

No worries about Husbands friends hell Dan. I went over there to help out with the building of a kennel for the Cat Hounds and took along some very special muffens. I AM LOVED!! derf

Alrighty then! B-But think of the love you would have if you helped Wolfer, er, Kickback sharpen a few knives? He'd probably enjoy the "muffens" in his present state of health.

Dan

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www.Plan.Bee

Dan, you almost got a grand slam there.