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Got a big ol' patch over the left eye, which is still located in its proper place BTW. Groovy drugs and all of that, getting lab results next Thur/Fri. Reading/Typing with a patched eye while under the influence of drugs really sucks...I'll be off line for a spell. Getting back in touch with you guys mid week comin' I guess. Back to bed. Dan If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky? | ||
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Glad to here all is going well. My prayers are with you Dan. Take care of yourself. Smedley ______________________ Smedley ______________________ From Audacity of Hope: 'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.' B.H.Obullshitter ------------------------------------ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery" Winston Churchill ------------------------------------ "..it does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds.." Samuel Adams ------------------------------------ Facts are immaterial to liberals. Twisted perceptions however are invaluable. ------------------------------------ We Americans were tired of being thought of as dumb, by the rest of the world. So we went to the polls in November 2008 and removed all doubt.....let's not do it again in 2012 please. | |||
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We'll keep the feline numbers down until you're back on your feet. At least with the patch, you won't have to close one eye when you use a scope. Some people are a lot like Slinkies: They're not good for much but it's kind of fun to push them down a flight of stairs. | |||
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Speedy recovery and best wishs Perception is reality regardless the truth! Stupid people should not breed DRSS NRA Life Member Owner of USOC Adventure TV | |||
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I kind of like typing under the influence. I learned about that from the political forum. I was going to type a post whining about the final days of moving while a crip. Now that I have some perspective again I'll just STFU and wish you the best. Oh one thing Dan. With that weight gone from one side of your head you will tend to walk in slow circles toward the heavier side. Kinda like you did when you bought that big Seiko watch at the PX a while back. LD | |||
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If you swerve and hit a cat while under the influence of drugs and with only one eye currently working, that's not a traffic violation is it? It certainly has to be called accidental cat whacking even though it may have been intentional. If you wear the patch for a long time, then you can qualify for a pirates license. Then you are allowed to whack cats with a hay hook. RELOAD - ITS FUN! | |||
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You can blast crats right under the owner's nose, then claim you were trying to get the coyote that was sneaking up on the poor kitty, but your aim was a little off. If they give you grief, threaten them with the ADA. Of course, you'll have to use this now, because once you're back to 100% it won't work. | |||
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Aye me bucko. Arrrrrrrr. My Strength Is That I Can Laugh At Myself, My Weakness Is That I have No Choice. | |||
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Did 'ya hear about the pirate who walked into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his crotch? When the bartender asked about it, he stated, (best pirate voice)"Arrrrr, it be driving me nuts!" Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. | |||
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best wished dan - Hey you could always ask for some of that medical maijuana | |||
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I am hoping this is not your shooting eye. There is nothing that cannot be accomplished with brute force and ignorance | |||
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No, it is not. Just back from the Doc's office, tape and other goo off the eye. Still can't see fer shit due to swelling...waiting impatiently for that to abate, and for lab results. Does anyone know where the love of God goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours? Translated: How can Doc be so jovial when I'm tappin' my fingers... I must have a ships wheel in my crotch. Dan POTYHC www.ThatsA.GoodOne PS: 'Tis far better to be a fool half blind than a damn fool who denies the train is comin'. Something like that... If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky? | |||
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Godspeed to you Dan,,,Clay | |||
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Isn't that the line from the Rack of Ellen Fitzgerald, or something like that??? www.iheardshehadquiteapair.com | |||
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With a bit of luck things will keep running in the direction you want them to go. In the meanwhile, sippin whiskey in moderation might help. ned "Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you" G. ned ludd | |||
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Sort of, "The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald" by Canadian musician Gordon Lightfoot. Saw a special on tv about that incedent. For years the authorities blamed the crew and then recently decided that the ship my have broken in 2 between a couple of huge waves. DD, a buddy of mine who loves big bore has been fighting with a detached retina. A word of advice from him, "Do Not Push Your Recovery". Let it heal in it's own time before trying to shoot. Recoil is very hard on healing eyes. derf Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati | |||
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Oh, crap. WRECK, not RACK? So that means for years I thought that song meant something completely different. Funny thing, I thought that Ellen Fitzgerald HAD quite a rack, for a 5th grade teacher, but I wondered why some canuck singer would be singing about it on the radio. Well, I got some really weird but pleasant dreams out of it. | |||
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Panzerguy, what you are afflicted with cannot be cured... My sincerest apologies. | |||
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That's OK. I don't think he wishes to be cured, Doubless. Some people are a lot like Slinkies: They're not good for much but it's kind of fun to push them down a flight of stairs. | |||
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Panzerguy, that is a shame to have that delusion so abruptly shattered. I knew a guy once that thought it was the Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald. I sorta saw a parallel there so I let it ride. OTOH, I had one of those "Ellen" teachers in the eigth grade. Amazing that it took another 40 something years for the word "rack" to be so aptly put to use. Many decades passed before I had the word to describe it. Dan POTYHC www.BackTo.MyBed If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky? | |||
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I remember quite clearly how Miss Fitzgerald used to wear these really fine knit sweaters and ALWAYS a plaid pleated skirt. I can remember EXTREMELY clearly the day she forgot where she was and climbed up on my desk to reach something that was stored above the lockers. She looked down at me, blushed a little and then jumped down really quick and had to find something to do for a couple minutes that didn't involve talking to the class. www.ithinkshecaughtmelookin.com | |||
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Damn, I was always at the wrong place at the wrong time. Dan POTYHC www.GodBless.MissEllen If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky? | |||
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Miss Ellen. The stuff dreams are made of. | |||
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