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cats & THE OLYIMPICS
03 February 2005, 11:09
deciple-of-keithcats & THE OLYIMPICS
Ok folks I think I' found a use for cats forget trench& running bore . What about cat -trap & cat in the trash bin

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03 February 2005, 17:22
DigitalDanTrench and running bore...

I'm too lazy to bother with a trap, a Bouncing Betty seems more appropriate. Trash bin(Dumpster?) will catch all the schrapnel, assuming of course it is properly sized. Sub-kiloton recommended.
On another plane however, as Dragon Lady had success at GCII with the Trampoline Cat Attraction for the kids, you might want to consider placing a command actuated levitator in the bin beneath your 2nd story window. Stand by with the Louisville Slugger, slugger.

Fine early AM exercise in my opinion!

Dan
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If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky?
04 February 2005, 07:25
Hog KillerI think that the Olympics are a great place to feature cats. In the field events as targets for shotput, hammer throw, and long distance targets for the javalin. To make it sporting, the cats will be free range with any cats hit to be replaced for the next compeditor. Any cats left over will be taken to the shooting ranges. Imagaine Kitty Skeet and Crat Trap.
Hog Killer
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04 February 2005, 10:54
deciple-of-keithAh yes but I think for the Para Olympics the crats would have to be secured for the javlin event

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04 February 2005, 11:02
Hog KillerPara-Olyimics

Is that done with airplanes and PARAchutes

Hog Killer
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05 February 2005, 06:00
PackerbackerI think a cat toss would be appropriate to take the place of the hammer throw. Grab it by the tail and spin and let'er fly. There could be a bonus system, such as: 10 extra feet for each leg you manage to break on the cat. Up to a 40 foot bonus for a good toss.
Or we could alter the game a bit. The long jump could be replaced by playing fetch with ones retriever. Kind of like the dog jumping off the dock thing. If the dog catches the cat in mid air you get that distance, little modification required.
Fencing is done with 2 cats taped together at the tail and hung over a 7 foot tall fence. Winner either kills the other cat or pulls the other cat over its side of the clothes line. For good measure put a cat hating dog on the side of either fence. This should make them go crazy.
05 February 2005, 06:29
poletaxWhy do I keep coming back to this forum?
You guys ain't right !

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My Weakness Is That I have No Choice.
07 February 2005, 10:26
Old Elk HunterOne of the neighborhood kids got in a lot of trouble by inventing a new game. He must have been bored but when he found a large bottle of SuperGlue he got inspired. I never found out
the details of his accomplishment but he somehow Superglued two cats together along their
backsides. The ball of fur ran all over the neighborhood going whatever the direction the cat on the bottom at the time wanted to go. The local police responded and refused to try and pick up the eight clawed ball of fury.
The kids father verbally chastised him at the scene and sent the kid to the house. As the kid
went sulking by me I slipped him a $20 without
cracking a smile.
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08 February 2005, 04:54
N. S. SherlockOld elk hunter, you are likely the most sensible man in Oregon. Regards, ned
"Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you" G. ned ludd
08 February 2005, 08:06
ToolmakerHe's probably the ONLY sensible man in Oregon!
Toolmaker
09 February 2005, 05:29
deciple-of-keithOld elk hunter I've always maintianed "hired thugs &assasins" show a certain 'STYLE'! Also I see nothing wrong with rewarding any youngster for using their time constructivly

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09 February 2005, 06:22
claybusterI've tryed to get a space at the local v.f.d carnival for a game I call the cat toss.$5.00 to toss a supplied crat into the tree chipper,,free if you b.y.o.c.,,,,after 3 trys,,,they asked me never apply again you sick f$,,,Clay
09 February 2005, 07:19
ToolmakerYour only a sick bastard if you do this next to a chile stand!

Toolmaker
09 February 2005, 13:35
deciple-of-keithSICK THEY SAY! SICK ! MY GOD TATS WHATS WRONG WITH THE WORLD THESE DAYS !!!!!!! NOBODY WANTS TO LET THE SMALL TIME ENTREPENER INTO THE MARKET PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SAY DAMM THEM ALL!FIND YOUR SELF A SMALL FREAK SHOW .SET UP YOUR STAND& SET YOUR WIFE UP NEXT DOOR WITH A CHILLE STALL

AND STRIKE A BLOW FOR CRAT HATERS EVERY WHERE

all times wasted wot's not spent shootin
13 February 2005, 09:36
Old Elk HunterIsn't there a commercial on TV where they don't want you to know their secret recipe but the dog knows it and wants to sell it??? I think the dog is a closet cat killer and hides the evidence in their new line of Chili con Gato.
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13 February 2005, 10:59
Hog KillerOEH,
Bush Baked Beans

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13 February 2005, 16:28
DigitalDanI just knowed there was a reason they were keeping a muzzle on the mutt...

Dan
Pres., TYHC
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If yuro'e corseseyd and dsyelixc can you siltl raed oaky?