more stories from my days away.

I was going down the road the other night and in the headlights I see an animal coming towards in the other lane. as I got closer I realized it was a song dog. I was running about 60 mph and had the window down but no gun. However, I had some used D cell batteries that had come out of my flashlight so I grabed one and tossed it at him, kind of like throwing bottles at signs as a kid. purfect head shot. The moral of the story is that a D cell battery at 60 mph will turn a song dog inside out.

Sometimes the stars align and thus are small miracles born. My congratulations on quick thinking and your apparent ambedexterousity. Is that a word?

Well, anyway, good work! Now see if you can do that to a crat or three.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.AimForThe.Bunghole

Very good thinking on the D battery!!
Good timing as well!!
I bet that D size battery hitting him between the eyes had little effect on brightening his day!!

So the Eveready rabbit killed a coyote. That might make a better TV ad than the damn rabbit pounding that stupid drum.

If anyone within earshot has one of those insipid Rabbits, I have an idea for a new commercial, and no worries, it is not "R" rated so we can show it on the air!! derf