Many of you know that I dabble in inventing things to advance the cat control arts. And that a while back I invented "Cat Paper" to catch them when they put muddy paw prints on your Sevilles or Chevys, or even on the barby. It worked just like cockroach paper or fly paper. While the product was successfully marketed and I made a modest profit, I later had to include a quick release agent in the kit because small children and things like skunks, possums, and inebriated adults would sometimes be stuck fast too. If you got stuck, you were not going anywhere, because the paper was really 5/8" plywood cable locked to an anchor object. Still later, I had to stop selling the "Cat Paper" kits alltogether because the glue I was using would dry out and not be sticky anymore after ten or twelve hours and people wanted longer lasting sticky stuff. But now I have solved that. The new and improved "Cat Paper" is capture capable for 96 hours now. I just have to find a release agent to put in the box when people start whining again. Hmmm....Maybe Border security sales too???? N.S.

Genius.Pure Genius.
I need 'Brudder-In-Law' size.
It's easy to find his game trail to my 'fridge.I don't even want to describe his spore.
Could you come up with say a 'shock-collar' effect that could be remote controlled?

For a finale',,,Primacord.Remote det of course.