...you haven't been following this, I know some of you folks don't visit the Ignorance Crater too often...

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It gets better as it ages.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.Kindred.Spirits

See...See..I been telling you all.
There are people out there just like us.
God help us.

".......You mean....... you mean, others out there are like us?" ned to therna, planet of the cats, c.1978.

I really hate crats,,I might have to offer my pit roasted jamacan jerk crat recipe with them I heard of a kid in ohio that took a few guinea pigs to school,,,apparently killed ,dressed,and cooked them then served them to the rest of the class for a "live on the earth" project.The case is being discussed for probability of prossecution were they pets,,,or lab animals I have a stack of msds sheets[100 lbs. of paper] stating that mice,rats,and gunea pigs were used to detemine the leatality of various things.The talk jockey also mentioned crats as the other white meat!!!!! .There's people out there that have our views,,That we need to pool together

I don't mind cats that are stay-in-the-house
pets. I do mind cats that people let roam.
In my 57 years on this planet I have noted
a sharp decrease in the number of birds except
for grackles and sparrows. Around town I know
it is due to house cats that kill not to eat but
to satisfy their need to hunt. I feel that it is entirely appropriate to reciprocate. I found
out in the Phillipines and Japan that a slow cat is a tasty cat. Maybe it is time to feature
the other white meat at Kentucky Fried. After all, it tastes like chicken. They could call them fur burgers at McDonalds. They are lean so
you could call them Diet Pussy. PETA people would be outraged. But doesn't a cow have the same right to life as a cat? Yum, deep fried Calico.

Old Elk Hunter

The one thing most people resist doing the most is thinking. It was man's highest act of arrogance when he declared himself a thinking being.

Welcome,Old Elk Hunter.
You seem to have found your niche here on this forum thread.
The members open their arms to a new 'crat lover'.Recipes are always most appreciated on our journey to send song bird killers spiraling back into the " Pit of Perdition."

OEH, have you never heard of Chicken Chow Meow, Pussie Fried Rice or Crat Chow Mein?
My hero Red Green even did a show on Culinary Crat cooking but they had to diguise their true intent by using the term "Notchicken". derf

I tried to come up with some cat recipes a while ago. At first I was going to treat them like
ducks by defeathering them. I put a wire brush wheel on my bench grinder to help remove the fur.
I put on some heavy welding gloves and picked up the cat by both ends and ran him against the wire
wheel like a cob of corn. I soon discovered my mistake. Live cats don't like wire wheels.

I next tried using my Oxy-Acetalene cutting torch. It would have worked but the damn cat wouldn't
hold still. I put him back in the cage and tried to think of a better way to de-fur a live cat. I tried
the belt sander then the angle grinder. Neither worked well. I next called a friend who hunts ducks
and asked him what he does to defeather ducks. He told me he just pulls the feathers out after dunking
the ducks in boiling water. Sounded like a good idea so into the kitchen I went and got a pot of
water boiling. After retrieving the cat from the garage using my trusty heavy gloves I pushed the
cat into the boiling water. The heat went right through my gloves so the cat only got partly
boiled before I had to remove him. He was more cooperative and somewhat limp. Tried to pull out the
fur like my friend did on his ducks and the damn cat came back to life. This wasn't going to work
either. Remembered that my dermotologist lived across the street and went over to see if he had any
liquid nitrogen. I knew he brought it home to entertain the kids by freezing hot dogs in it and then
showing the kids how they shattered. Brought the thermos home and found that the cats head was too large
for the thermos. Got my wide mouth thermos out of my elk hunting gear and put the liquid nitrogen in it.
That stuff hisses and makes a lot of fog. I put my gloves back on and retrieved the cat. It took
awhile but I got the cat's head into the thermos. While pulling him back out of the thermos he
slipped out of my hands and hit the floor and shattered. At this point I gave up and put the pieces in the
trash can.

I guess I will have to wait until you guys post a good cat recipe.

Cold Quenched Crat Shards(chicken substitute)

See post above for sharding technique, then proceed as follows.

Police up shards from floor, blanch in boiling water. Skin will separate easily, as will viscera. Rinse thouroughly. If you preferred boned shards return to boiling water for 40-50 min., remove and bone. Then proceed with any chicken recipe. Works well as stir fry, stew, soup or as an appetizer with dry noodles, ala Won Ton Pussy.

I recently minced some up thus prepared and added it to vichyssoise for a French delegation of PETA that were attending the gala launch of the Crackertown-Friends-of-Crats, an affiliate(undercover as it were) of the local HSUS. I call it Pussoise Vichyssoise. Madame Bovine, late of Cheateu Theriery was eubillent in her praise and quite adamant that the recipe be surrendered for her.(arrogant old bat) When I got the the part about the large mouth thermos and liquid N2 she turned pale and clutched her throat. Boys, that recipe is a Killer!

Hope that helps buddy!

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.CajunCuisineTakes.SecondPlace

DRAGON LADY has fantastic Mew Goo Gai Pan over at GCII for lunch special sometimes. Its a real killer dish. Open range suburban cat, rounded up yourself. Drop your havahart with occupant off around back, go around to the front and have a Tiger Beer (2 liter). In a heartbeat the lunch is ready to eat at your table and the extra Mew is fixed into a PU-PU tray for your desert enjoyment afterwards with another beer or two. ned

Let's see .Hmmmmm...Crats , Liquid nitrogen , 2 Liter Tigers..Dragon Lady....Oh...Oh..I know.

Dear Penthouse, Me and some buddies.....

UHHH, Sherlock, don't you need a Suberban to get a suberban Crat? Are there any suitable substitutes? MMM, like maybe Mink from the blender! derf

Old ElkHunter, try golf spikes while defurring. Oh, by the way, duct tape works pretty well to get the biggest part of the hair. I try to get double duty out of cats (they seem to be dwindling) the local 'yotes have gotten wise to the rabbit sqeals. So I tried chaging over to "cat calling"
Duct tape cat snugly, (requires welding gloves, and an extra hands, be sure to leave kitty's mouth and nose uncovered)) then when hunting for the 'yotes, just pull a strip of tape off. Thae paniced screeching and yowling from kitty carries a long ways, and it's much cheaper than the electronic calls.

Hey derf, you're right! I drive a Suburban and live in Suburbia!


Toolmaker

Mr. Derf, you can get a suburban cat with a preban, a postban, or a NM. N.S.

You rotten cratophiles!!!!! I had been laughing so hard my 12 year old daughter started reading over my shoulder, tears in my eyes , I failed to notice at first. Now she wants in on a little of the prarie panther freezing , exploding, shredding, etc. I had hoped to shield her from these forms of specialty hunts for at least another year. Well, I guess it's time to fly the first tabby tail from the peddle bike flag pole!!

The missing kitty posters will take on a new meaning now!

Cratophiles? Finally, after all these years lost in the desert I have an affiliation! A special interest group! I am one with the universe! Next we have a fund rsiser, then we lobby Washington! YEEEEEEHAAAAAW!

God bless your little girl, and please make sures she's of age before she meets Dragon Lady.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.CratophilesOn.Parade

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Originally posted by Toolmaker:
Hey derf, you're right! I drive a Suburban and live in Suburbia!


Toolmaker

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I once suggested to a dealer that they change the name to "Supurban". I like them too! derf

Mine:


(Yes, the plate's been photochopped to protect the, erm "innocent" )


Toolmaker

You know when you go to the Mall or local shopping center and there is a pre-teen kid and her mom
standing outside with a cardboard box labeled "FREE KITTENS TO GOOD HOME" don't snarl at them and
make remarks about the only good cat is a dead cat. Instead smile and say something like "OH, how cute,
my kids would really enjoy those kittens" when you take the entire box of little felines. This act
of generosity will save you money on coyote bait. Coyotes HATE cats and will abandon all caution to
get to a cat. It is of course your responsibility to ensure the defenseless kitten you use as bait
are protected from mauling by the coyotes and any stray shots directed at the coyotes. Just remember
to be responsible put a shovel in the back of your hunting rig. (SSS)