Hi SS!

I must admit I have done that but it is not as fun as you would think. I remember getting shot through a few things but mostly I remember flying through trees and stuff
Well thanks for the laugh and I hope you have fun if you can find some ready fellows to try it with you.
Well off to wet my cute face

I light farts at My Bowl
Birman

I may have to build one of those .

Looks like fun .

Johnch

This man is a genius. My hat is tipped to him.

The brass mortars ring like a bell when fired.

Herro Mr. Sherlock! If brass mortar ring do Birman barrs rattre? You think ring more with cat barrs inside? Pray music? Bet sound rike ganja rap. HA! Numba 10 noise!
HA HA! Put silver berr corrar on Birman-san. Pray horiday music when shoot Birman-san. It go

Sirver berr!
Sirver berr!
Rittre pussy frying to Herr!
Tingre Ring!
Tingre Ring!
Soon it wirr be dinner time!

HA HA! Dragon Lady make song!

N.S.- That Coehorn mortar brings back memories, don't it? Again, thanks for introducing me to the joys of blackpowder artillery.

Hi DL. If birman barrs could be heard, they probably tinkle rike rittle berrs. For 120, glad you had a bit of fun. n-ssa.org

We need a "Certification of Exotic Crat Whacking Technology".

A little something that students of the Accurate Reloading School of Vermin Eradication can hang on the wall over the computer and include in thier resume when applying for the better job positions.

quote:

Paula Nacy Millstone Jennings Certificate of Fundamental Underhanded Belittling of Underhanded Rascals

There. You do the artwork. I suggest you use a picture of Birman weeping after he lept upon the Maimed Quair Nymph...I heard Dragon Lady struck a smidgen too soon, and as he was stradling the tippet and facing away from her Highness...she snatched his balls off...

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.WouldaMadeMe.CryToo

I'm not qualified to write the worst poetry in the universe and would rather not have said poetry included on my resume.

Sufferin' catfish! This man deserves a Nobel Prize at the very least. This is a sick, twisted, and devious genius mind at work and we should all aspire to this same performance.

Don't feel bad, My Bulwer-Lytton styling isn't appreciated either!

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Bulwer-Lytton

I'd forgotten about those. My daughter finds them highly amusing.

Paula Nacy Millstone Jennings, for those that don't know, is the real life English poet refered to in The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy as the worst poet in the universe.
Because of legal restraints her name was given as Paul Neil Milne Johnstone in the book.

Right.

"Don't Panic!"

My towel is grey-green in color, obtw.

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Originally posted by 120mm:
Right.

"Don't Panic!"

My towel is grey-green in color, obtw.

That would be a good traveling color. Won't show universal grime as bad as those light colored towels. Those dark matter stains are hard to get out.

Might be fun, but this site is dedicated to accuracy, and hunting crats with a mortar is not very acurate. I'd say load up a cannon with some canister shot and let 'er go. Might as well get em all.

How about a mortar with shell? Cutting the fuse to the correct length would be a matter of some experimentation, but I would be willing to do the footwork....

Hugh, I'm thinking that maybe you never had mortars lobbed your way before? Tellin' ya true, give an experienced gunner a mortar tube and there are few things more accurate. In the case of the 120mm mortar, well, there's a lot of boom too.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.WalkingThruThe.FlightLine

I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by hughjass:
I'd say load up a cannon with some canister shot and let 'er go. Might as well get em all.

That was a different thread!! derf

quote:

give an experienced gunner a mortar tube and there are few things more accurate.

Ya think.

Hide inna alley,and 'Tubeboy' can still drop one down yer shirtcollar.

I wonder what twelve pounds of crats would feel like dropped down yer shirt?

Soak 'em in diesel fuel, and they'll be on fire when they do.

Now THAT has to hurt.

Ahhhhhhhh…. Dlagon Rady….. You must know by now that I have “barrs of ilon†.
They are not the most stealthy of accessories but suit me just fine thank you . I rook folold to speaking soon my fine looking woman. Remember…. Two steps back .
I study Asian at MY Bowr
Birman

Dragon Lady think Birman read 'Hooked on Phonics' upside down. Turn book around sirry rittre pussy! Tarking rike dog.

... _ _ _ ... ... _ _ _ ...

I send code at MY Bowr
Birman

I sit a victim of bad vocabulary . I guess that should read..." I be da victim"

I read a thesaurus at MY Bowl
Birman

Birman-san, you numba 10 pussy. Everybody terr you this arr time, never listen. You have thesaurus right side up this time? Maybe not. Li hear you sound rike brudda. Sound better when ganja cat.

He read thesaurus
Never knowing what word mean
Still piddre in bowr.

Li try again.

Great Phirosopher
See cat try to be a man
He think over then POTKB.

HA HA! Birman Haiku-

Ahhhhhhhhhh So Dlagon Rady....
In the words of a fine men-tore

"Fuck! This Fucking Fuckers Fucked"

I await execution at My Bowl
Birman

Yes you are.

Buhb-Bye,Buhb-Bye.*



*Flight-Attendent Speak.

Sigh.

I keep telling you guys, you don't shoot AT them...





HTRN

Hi-Tech, that is such a dear photo...ya ever think about one of those family portraits?

Dan

Pres., TYHC

http://www.BoilBoil.ToilAndTrouble

Yeah HTRN. With a friction primer and lanyard in yer hand! Use a fast camera and get the cat launch, smoke cloud and your grin all in one shot.

Hi guys! I just found this "small game forum" and I have to say that is NOT what I thought it would be. Having said that, while mortars are nice, don't you think that launching a cat with or shooting at cats with one of these would be cooler than a Coehorn mortar?

http://www.buckstix.com/howitzer.htm

Been there, done that. Welcome. We do small game stuff too. We pretty much mastered that though. Still working on the cats.

Hello the forum. Guess what our troll was posting a while back? N.S. Sherlock

BUSTED!!! I thought something looked a bit fishy.

Uh oh. Someone stepped in it... Where's PT with a picture when you need him.

Maybe someone hasn't been guarding their password...??? Maybe they got hitched to a PETA chick, furry legs and all, and needed to impress her??? Come on man, snap out of it!

Mr. Sixpak was fishin' for hits the other day.

I hope he liked em.

Varmit shooting is fine. Lots of feral cats need to be put down.

Just make it a clean kill.