Ok guys I just got another tom in my live trap !!! Who can I send him to in the Mail I have some muscle relaxers I can give him, then put him in a box and ship him out to a vet with a note in side asking whats wrong with Fluffy? 2000 miles away!!!

If you are going to mail the crat, send it to:

Big Al and Little Bob
Dan's Creek
Yankeetown, FL


Either one can open the package and will enjoy.


Hog Killer

Think I can put a ransum on his head ? Put him on Ebay ? Like that guy did with the rabbit !! Hell he got money off of that !! Hell I'll ship him out live to any one that pays $400 for him !!!

Dead will do. UPS surface.

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.TheBoysLikeIt.Ripe

Ship it UPS Next Month, no priority, without delivery guaranteed to:

Targets-R-Us
69 Hollowpoint Ave.
Semiautoville, AR

Got a buddy coming over in a few minuts with a dog that was giving to him, and wont shut up barking, so now he wants to get rid of it, really I said I have a cat that I want to get rid of too, so hes coming over and we will rope the two togather and watch the fight, the fun part will be putting the rope on the cat !!!

That is good, catch them in live traps so no harm will come to the kitty.


NOW hook a dog chain to the trap and throw it in the nearest lake!

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Originally posted by rooster cogburn:
NOW hook a dog chain to the trap and throw it in the nearest lake!

I think you have a typo, in the above text. I think you ment, ...a LOG Chain to the trap......

Hog Killer

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Targets-R-Us
69 Hollowpoint Ave.
Semiautoville, AR

Damn that Map to your house Dose work over here

OMG guys that was a fight !!!! We put the rope on the dogs coller and then got the cat out with welding gloves held him down and sort of made a harness and hooked the two togather, the cat just lay'd down ? Dog looked at us like a dumb ass, then we called the dog to come and then the cat got up and ran till the rope ran out (only about 6 ft) then they went at it,,, the cat got the best of the dog for about two minuts, then the dog turnd it to over drive and fur was in the air, made all kinds of rackit too. The cat even try'd to go up the tree but no go. In the end the dog killed the cat and sufferd a few cuts but not to bad, the cat ? Lost most of his fur and was wet with dog slobber !! What A fight !! Owh he said hes keeping the dog now !

When you catch a lot of them, perhaps more than you can use right away, take one down to the mall. Give it a squirt of starting ether, put it in a store bag and leave it by an empty table in the food court. Wait off to the side somewhere and when it makes a break start talking loudly about a rabid cat. Sit back and watch the free circus.

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Originally posted by N. S. Sherlock:
When you catch a lot of them, perhaps more than you can use right away, take one down to the mall. Give it a squirt of starting ether, put it in a store bag and leave it by an empty table in the food court. Wait off to the side somewhere and when it makes a break start talking loudly about a rabid cat. Sit back and watch the free circus.

Make sure to brush it's teeth with tooth paste just before you bag it. You know, give it that foaming at the mouth look. It will really help sell the rabid crat story.

Hog Killer

Shoot it in the face with some pepper spray !!! It will foam at the mouth and run around crazy like,,,,well lets just say I'v seen it !!!

The folks at the alligator farm down the road a piece are always looking for donations.

Heck, do a drive-by and toss them over the fence. Notice they don't look malnourished. (wink-wink)

I'm almost jealous! Notice how content they look with their bellies full of kitty treats! Heart warming....

Dan

Pres., TYHC

www.FullGatorsBe.HappyGators

Fat and happy!!!! And every one of them is smiling Clay

Dan! Oh no! Is that Little Bob in the middle, by the tree!?!?!?

Time for a jailbreak before he becomes a pair of boots!

Hey Frosty03, where you at in Florida? Those are some healthy looking pet gators you got there.

They do look well fed. A few "friends" of mine informed me about cat-a-pulting one or two over the fence. Heck, he might even make it to the tree and up it.

However, sooner or later, he's gotta come down...

Gives a whole new meaning to "big gulp".