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I have four cats. There, I've said it! When I bought this 100 acre place 4 years ago I inherited 2 cats with the farm. One was a very friendly cat the other was an asshole but every time I saw her she had a mouse in her mouth so she still lives. The friendly one stayed around the house for a year(then died)  and the asshole got pregnant. (every three months)  This was never a problem until the kittens started surviving about a year ago. They would always get to the point that they came out of the nest and were scurrying around and then disappear. I can't take credit though, I think it was hawks, owls, or coyotes. Anyway, we've got asshole and three kids. Asshole lives, she's earned it. Kid 1 hunts hard and hates people. She lives too. Kid three and four are worthless and never leave the patio. They must die but I have to come up with a good line to tell my 8 y/o daughter about what happened to Tuxedo and Fraidy. Any help would be appreciated.Some people are a lot like Slinkies: They're not good for much but it's kind of fun to push them down a flight of stairs. | ||
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If they just disapper you didn't have to say anything  Perception is reality regardless the truth! Stupid people should not breed DRSS NRA Life Member Owner of USOC Adventure TV | |||
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Yup, disappear is good. I primed my kids when we lived on the farm by telling them they went off to become "wild kitties." After awhile, you can use that one for just about anything. Like, pick up your toys, or the kittens will become "wild kitties" and run away. | |||
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It was the owls. They hunt at night. At least thats what I told mine. ****************** "Policies making areas "gun free" provide a sense of safety to those who engage in magical thinking..." Glenn Harlan Reynolds | |||
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One time, when an entire litter of kitties disappeared one by one, I suspected owls. However, I knew for sure, when my kids brought up a piece of owl scat that contained a tightly wrapped piece of kitten tail colored suspiciously like "Buttons". | |||
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Some of those owls hunt with firearms! "Ignorance you can correct, you can't fix stupid." JWP If stupidity hurt, a lot of people would be walking around screaming. Semper Fidelis "Building Carpal Tunnel one round at a time" | |||
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Time she learned the facts of life anyway. There is nothing that cannot be accomplished with brute force and ignorance | |||
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I've got a confession too. I married a cat lover. There, I said it. I've been leaving Wal Mart gift cards out in the road, trying to get her run over, but she's quick for a big chick. (Hey, it works with other critters!) I guess I'll just have to settle for letting her bring home the entertainment and hope she doesn't tumble to the fact that I'm the coyote/dog/car/hawk that disappears them. | |||
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